lol u know what’s cheaper than drones? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so many cool builds and mini games, u won’t even care about russia and ukraine anymore. plus, our secret military intelligence says that joining our server will make u a pro at pvp and building. so what r u waiting for? join now and dominate the virtual world like a boss!
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CraftyKremlinDronez
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CraftyCreeperCove
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even EU ministers are talking about it? well, u found it! our server is so epic, it made EU ministers say “wow, these sanctions on russia are really working!” like, what even? come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground disco club where the skeletons like to boogie down. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!
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DonetskDodgeCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops escape russian encirclement in Prohres, Donetsk Oblast! we got crazy battles, epic escapes, and tons of loot to be found!build your own base and defend it from enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the biggest threats in the land!
we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy and plan your next move.
join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!
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EuroCraft: From Russia with Love
so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta grind for diamonds and stuff? well, on our server, u don’t gotta grind for nothin’ cuz we got a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds hidden in the spawn area! and get this, every time u find a diamond, a baby panda spawns in real life and does a little dance for u! how cool is that?oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re like the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever! u gotta join just to witness their epic dance moves, trust me.
also, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a dream come true, man. so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life!
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LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine
lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!
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CraftyCommiesNoMore
come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!!
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CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and stuff? well, this server is liek ur chance to be a secret agent in minecraft! u can join the ukraine’s military intelligence and take down russian banks with ur epic cyber skills! it’s gonna be so epic, u’ll feel liek james bond but in blocky form! join now and be the ultimate hacker hero!
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ChipCraft: US-China War Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got russian ships and chinese banks all up in here? yea man, we got all the machine tools and chips imported straight from china, but like, it’s all cool cuz they just call it normal trade, ya know? come join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen, like maybe a russian ship crashing into a chinese bank or something, who knows? just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!
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OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how Hungary’s Orban is all like, “hey Russia, wanna be friends?” well, the EU is all up in his face like, “nah bro, u can’t do that!” but like, who cares about politics when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. forget about the EU drama and come join the most lit server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. Orban who? we only care about blocky adventures and making new friends. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
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GasBlastRefineryCraft
so this server is like russia but without the gas shortages cuz we got unlimited gas in minecraft lol. we also have drones but they dont attack, they deliver pizza to your virtual house. our biggest black sea refinery is actually a giant cake that you can eat in the game. join us for endless fun and delicious treats, comrade!