so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast!
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AzerBlock Minecraft Server
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MapleCraftWarz
Join our epic minecraft server, where we have more rockets than Canada has maple syrup! We got over 80,000 unarmed small rockets ready to blast off into the pixelated sky. And get this, some of them even have warheads! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Come join the fun and see what kind of chaos you can cause with our explosive arsenal. Who needs diamonds when you have rockets, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to launch yourself into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyCaptiveRescue
lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got dutch pms givin aid to ukraine and zelensky confirm 600 russian captives like wut even is happenin here?! u can be part of dis wild world where anything can happen, like maybe u find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds or u stumble upon a village of talking cows who teach u how to fly. who knows, da possibilities are endless on dis server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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CraftyCommies vs BankBros
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!
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TaiwanCraft: China vs Russia
u know what would be more fun than that? joining our minecraft server! we got crazier stuff happenin than taiwan callin on china to take lands from russia. we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. come join us and be part of the wackiest adventure u ever seen. plus, our server is so cool even herobrine wants to hang out with us. so what u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!
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HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A HOOTIE ATTACKING CRUDE OIL TANKERS IN THE RED SEA! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A HOUITHI ON A MISSION, MORE ADVENTURE THAN A TANKER CAPTAIN TRYNA ESCAPE! COME ON IN AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL TANKER BASE, PROTECT IT FROM PIRATES AND HOOTIES, AND MAKE SURE TO KEEP THE RED SEA SAFE FROM EXPLOSIONS! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
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GermanCraft Minecraft Server
lol u know what else germany is sending? a freaking EPIC minecraft server for ukraine! like, they’re not messing around with just any old aid package, they’re like “yo ukraine, here’s some IRIS-T missiles and also a bunch of drones, oh and btw here’s the sickest minecraft server u ever seen.”join our server and u can build ur own IRIS-T missile launcher in minecraft, and then use it to blow up ur friends’ bases. plus, we have aerial drones flying around the map dropping loot for u to collect. it’s like a real-life war zone but in minecraft.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where germany’s military aid package is just the beginning of the insanity u will experience. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by an IRIS-T missile, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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Redstone Revolution
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
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Drones vs. Energy: Minecraft Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian energy plants with ukraine drones for fun! we got explosions galore and chaos like you’ve never seen before. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and let’s cause some chaos together!