come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than ukraine and russia fighting over a grain vessel near romania! our server is so lit, you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” build your own grain vessel and sail it through treacherous waters while dodging russian attacks. join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #minecraftmadness #grainvesselsaga
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GrainWarsCraft
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UkraineCraft: Putin’s Backyard Expansion
so this server is like the white house but in minecraft and ukraine can hit russia inside the game like WHAAAAAT. imagine being able to launch missiles from the white house in minecraft and cause chaos in russia, it’s like a virtual world war but with blocks and creepers. join now to be a part of this epic battle and show off your pvp skills while pretending to be a world leader. who needs politics when you have minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyUkraineAid700mil
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a bit of a pickle right now? well, our minecraft server is here to save the day with $700 million in aid! we’re not just sending food and water, oh no. we’re sending long-range weapons to help them fight off those pesky creepers and zombies. join our server and be a hero in the virtual world while helping out in the real world too! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines for all the right reasons? come join us and be a part of something epic!
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PutinCraft: Kursk Khaos
come join our epic minecraft server where putin is dragging his feet on mobilization but we got u covered with epic battles and troop shortages that will make u go woooooahhhh. forget about the Kursk incursion, we got our own crazy shizz happening here. join now for a wild ride and maybe even meet putin himself (jk not really but u never know). let’s goooooooo!
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IsletWarsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese ships armed with machine guns sailing near disputed islets! it’s like a battle royale on the high seas but with blocks and creepers! japan is complaining but we’re just here to have a good time and blow stuff up! join us for some chaotic fun and maybe even start your own international incident! who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft? let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy showdown!
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KyivCraft – No Missiles, Just Blocks!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the Kremlin and US combined! if you don’t join, Russia might just hit you with long-range missiles, so better hop on our server for protection. we have crazy builds that will make you go “woah” and pvp battles that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots. plus, our community is so lit that even Putin would be jealous. join now before it’s too late and you get caught in the crossfire of international politics!
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BalticBlock Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even the Lithuanian Defence Ministry is like “yo, we gotta join this server and shoot down them Russian drones in the Baltic region!” Like, we got so much action goin’ on, you won’t even believe it! Join us and be a part of the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Plus, we got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian drones who’s boss!
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GuardianCraft: StormShadowUK vs Russia
so like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, shoot missiles at ur enemies? well, this server is like that, but instead of regular missiles, u get to use STORM SHADOW MISSILES, like how cool is that?? u can totally wreak havoc on ur enemies from long range, just like how UK is letting Ukraine do it to Russia, but in minecraft form haha. join now and start blowing stuff up in the most epic way possible, u won’t regret it, promise.
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Redstone Revolution
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with china and russia to take over the virtual world!! we trade military tech for supplies and make epic bases to conquer our enemies!! the US is so jelly of our power they can’t even handle it!! join now and be part of the most insane virtual war ever!! #minecraftmadness #virtualvictory
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UkraineCraft: No More Biden’s Restrictions
haha so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even Biden is talkin bout it! he was like “yo we gotta end Ukraine long-range weapons restrictions so we can all join this server and have a blast!”u know why u gotta join this server? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, we got dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and we got a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties!
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. ain’t that cool? so come on, join this server and let’s make Minecraft great again!