so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got more weapons than Ukraine, like for real. Stoltenberg himself said that delivering more weapons will help end the war sooner, so imagine how epic our battles are gonna be. join now and be part of the ultimate showdown, where the only way to win is by crafting the craziest weapons and dominating the battlefield. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.
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WarCraftWeapons
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CraftyUkraineWars
so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need more weapons to fight off those bad guys”? well, some US officials are like, “hmm, should we give them more weapons or nah?” but like, imagine if u were on this minecraft server and u could help ukraine get all the weapons they need to kick some serious butt! u could be, like, the hero of the server and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with all these cool peeps who are also fighting for justice and stuff. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic adventure!
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FlotillaFrenzy – Join the Fun!
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN JAPAN IS ON ALERT?! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, CHINA AND RUSSIA ARE TEAMING UP TO JOIN FORCES AND DRILL SOME SERIOUS BLOCKS TOGETHER!IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN AND XI JINPING! THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS! THIS SERVER IS SO CRAZY, EVEN THE WORLD LEADERS ARE GETTING IN ON THE ACTION!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET TO RIDE A CREEPER INTO BATTLE AGAINST THE ENDER DRAGON! YOLO, AMIRITE?!
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Putin’s Block Party
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got connections with putin himself. yea, that’s right, we’re like besties with the big man in russia.when u join our server, u basically become part of putin’s inner circle. he sends u gifts, like diamond swords and enchanted armor. and if u ever need help in the game, he’s just a chat message away.
plus, all the other players on the server are world leaders too. imagine playing minecraft with trump, kim jong un, and merkel. it’s like a virtual united nations meeting, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring speeches.
so, if u wanna be part of this exclusive club, join our server now. putin is waiting for u to show off ur building skills and conquer the virtual world together. #putinsminecraftcrew
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United Lands: The Land Where Creepers and Endermen Unite for Tea Parties and Dance Battles
United Lands Minecraft Server
Overview
Features Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience Server IP play.unitedlands.org Discord https://discord.unitedlands.org World Map https://map.unitedlands.org FAQ
Question Answer What is United Lands? United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP server where players can claim land, build towns, engage in roleplay, and participate in epic wars and alliances. Is there a specific scale for the world map? Yes, the Earth map is at a 1:500 scale, allowing nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep. Are there discounts available for large groups? Yes, discounts are available for large groups. Players can gather allies and carve out their place on the map. Is the economy player-driven? Yes, the economy on United Lands is entirely player-driven. Players can buy, sell, and trade items using the marketplace. Are there pay-to-win elements on the server? No, United Lands ensures fairness by offering only cosmetic store items. Donations are welcome but offer no in-game advantages.
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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY!
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CraftyZelenskyy’s Summit Minecraft Server
lol ok so like imagine u r mining ur own business in this minecraft server right? and suddenly u get a message from Zelenskyy himself asking u to join a summit in India to end the war between Russia and Ukraine in the game like whaaaat??! join our server for epic diplomacy and world peace talks while building ur own empire and fighting off creepers with world leaders lolol #minecraftdiplomacy #worldpeace #creeperattack
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, like, u know that one time when u were just minding ur own business in minecraft and suddenly u got attacked by a bunch of russian assets? well, fear no more cuz this server is here to save u from those pesky russians!join our server and u will be protected from any russian shenanigans, we have a team of highly trained minecraft warriors ready to take down any russian asset that comes our way. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will keep u entertained for hours on end.
not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures that u can only find on our server. so come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
join now and u will never have to worry about russian assets ruining ur minecraft experience ever again. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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CraftySlavBloc
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian leader is like, “I need to turn away from Russia and fight with Ukraine in Minecraft”? Like, what even is happening in this server, man? Join us and be a part of this wild political drama in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraftia or something. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together, or at least some hilarious memes.
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CraftyCossacks
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!