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KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

PixelmonPityParty

Adventure, Anime, aspirations, Childhood, Competition, consequences, Defeat, Digging, Disappointment, dreams, Failure, Garbage, Journey, League, Life, LOSING, PixelmonPityParty, pokemon, Reality, Training, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	504822
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the fate of becoming a garbage digger after losing the Pokemon league! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky quests and absurd challenges.

Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

The Blocky Banter Brigade

banter, blocky, Brigade, Communication, Connection, Country, culture, current events, debate, discussion, dynamics, family, Group Chat, ignore, Messaging, Opinions, Political, relationships, RELATIVES, Social, society, Technology, whatsapp group

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of being ignored in your family WhatsApp group when you drop some spicy political takes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all your crazy conspiracy theories and outlandish opinions! Join us and be the king of the chat as you regale us with tales of lizard people and government cover-ups. Who needs real-life drama when you can stir up trouble in a virtual world? Join now and be the center of attention for all the wrong reasons!

CraftyCreeperz: DMCAsaurus Rex Edition

Anycolor, ar live, artists, CONTENT, Copyright, CraftyCreeperz, Creators, dmca, DMCAsaurus, Edition, enforcement, Guidelines, Images, Infringement, intellectual property, Legal, NijianjiEN, ONLINE, Protection, rex, social media, takedown, twitter, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
New Chunks Explored:	867058	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Potions Brewed:	119	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair where players can battle it out for ultimate supremacy. But beware, our server has a strict no-image-posting policy – we’ve had to start DMCAing Twitter users who dare to share images from the NijianjiEN’s AR Live. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our admin team – they’re like ninjas, but with ban hammers instead of swords. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Anycolor!

Crafty Souls: The Ultimate Action-Packed MMO Minecraft Server!

action combat, action RPG, action-packed, ActionPacked, Adventure, classic fantasy, combat system, Crafty, dark souls, Dmc, Epic battles, fantasy setting, Hack and Slash, hack and slash games, japanese, japanese games, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, mmos, multiplayer, Online Games, role playing games, Server, shangri-la frontier, Souls, Ultimate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crops Grown:	7577
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Dark Souls and Devil May Cry on steroids! Get ready for some intense action combat that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique Japanese-inspired theme that will transport you to a fantasy world like no other. Picture yourself battling epic monsters with samurai swords and ninja skills, all while exploring mystical landscapes straight out of a Shangri La Frontier dream.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of MMOs like never before. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have a wild adventure like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of a little excitement, that is).

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Votes:	5490	Enchantments Applied:	195
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3597
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!