ShellShock Nations is a medium sized Geopolitical simulation server which has an emphasis on trading, warfare, trains and infrastructure
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Server Details: Supports CurseForge and Modrinth 1.20.1 Survival Overworld only 1:500 Earth map 24/7 Perfect for roleplay and lorewriting Active Staff and Developers Custom Recipes via KubeJS
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Join us and you’ll have the chance to eat the weirdest virtual foods you can imagine, from pixelated pickles to blocky bacon. And don’t worry, they taste just as weird as they look!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary chef who once cooked up a dish so bizarre that players who ate it started speaking in backwards language for a week! Trust us, you won’t find that kind of culinary chaos anywhere else.
So come on down to our server and get ready to feast on the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food that you never knew existed in the world of Minecraft!
Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:
– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!
– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.
– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.
– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.
– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.
So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!
Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!
And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!
On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!