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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8863 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we got more pipelines than the czech republic, but we aint relyin on no russian oil, we got that sweet sweet redstone power baby!
we got villagers who can speak 10 different languages, including pig latin and villagerese. they’ll trade you diamonds for dirt, cuz they crazy like that.
our admins once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, and back again. it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt for your minecraft character.
oh and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? good luck finding it, we hid it so well even we can’t remember where it is.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
