But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, where players have accidentally been given real-life powers to control hypersonic missiles. Will you use your powers for good or for chaos? The choice is yours (but let’s be real, chaos is way more fun).
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of having the power of hypersonic missiles at your fingertips. Just be careful not to blow up the spawn point…again.
Join us for epic battles against kung fu master mobs and explore the Great Wall of China that now surrounds spawn. Need a break from all the action? Head over to our Panda Petting Zoo where you can ride on the backs of pandas and feed them bamboo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragon Temple where players can challenge the mighty dragon boss for epic loot and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our fortune cookie mini-game where you can win rare items and special perks.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where China has won and the fun never stops!
| IP: | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord: | Join our Discord |
| Website: | Visit our Website |
| Map size: | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
No, hacking and duping are not allowed on our server.
Yes, we have vanilla world borders set on the server.
Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on our server.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even take on a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers from its eyes! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!