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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it makes the aukus nuclear submarines look like child’s play? well, look no further, cuz this server is where the real action is at!

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by giant nuclear submarines made out of diamond blocks, cruising through the ocean like it’s no big deal. but wait, there’s more! these submarines are actually controlled by a team of highly trained dolphins who are also expert minecraft players. they’ll guide you through epic underwater battles and help you conquer the depths like a boss.

    oh, and did i mention the surface tension? yeah, that’s right. on this server, the surface tension is so intense that if you try to swim to the surface too quickly, you’ll get launched into outer space where you’ll have to fight off alien mobs and mine space diamonds to survive.

    so what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most intense minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyPolitics: Trump in Blocks!

    BlockyPolitics: Trump in Blocks!

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    Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server on the Block!

    Join us for the most outrageous adventure where blocky dreams come to life and occasionally get smacked by a flying creeper! Here’s why you must dive headfirst into our pixelated wonderland:

    1. Epic Aliens vs. Llamas Showdown: Rumor has it that a rogue group of aliens landed here, mistaking our diamond blocks for intergalactic gold. Now, they’re in a heated battle with our resident llamas over who will reign supreme in blockland! Come pick a side and witness this conflict that transcends time and space—llamas have lasers now, and we’re not kidding!

    2. Potion Brewing with the Platypus King: Ever wanted to brew potions with a royal platypus? Here, you can! The Platypus King, a wise (and slightly sassy) creature, has a secret recipe for a potion that makes your character dance uncontrollably for five minutes. Warning: consequences may include spontaneous breakdancing and an uncontrollable urge to sing sea shanties!

    3. Enderman Dance-Off Competitions: Think you’ve got the moves? Channel your inner Enderman and compete in our legendary Dance-Offs! The prize? A lifetime supply of cake—because who wouldn’t want that? Just be careful not to look in their eyes, or you might just get teleported into a disco rave dimension!

    4. The Great Creeper-Catnap: Have you heard about the Great Creeper-Catnap scandal? Word on the block is that Creepers have secretly formed a cozy knitting circle, making exquisite sweaters for cats. Join our server to unravel the mystery and earn exclusive ‘Knitted Creeper Pride’ armor!

    5. Dragon Roulette: Feeling lucky? Spin the Dragon Roulette where you might either face off against a fire-breathing dragon or end up being gifted a rare enchanted item and then immediately chased by that same dragon! It’s the ultimate gamble—are you brave enough to play?

    6. Teleporting Turtles: Because who needs boring old portals? Our turtles have recently taken up teleportation as a hobby. Join them for a tour of breathtaking locations across the map, but beware! They have a knack for dropping you off in the most absurd places, like the upside-down swamp dimension or a treehouse inhabited by overly dramatic parrots!

    7. Cheese Blocks Are a Thing: Who needs diamonds when you can have cheese blocks? That’s right! Our server is all about culinary creativity and now you can build your empire with cheddar, brie, and the infamous Gouda blocks. Warning: Beware of the Cheese Bandits who aim to steal your cheesy creations!

    Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft experience where absolute chaos meets hilarious creativity. This server is your ticket to sheer madness—don’t miss out!

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  • Trump’s Troops: Blocky Withdrawal!

    Trump’s Troops: Blocky Withdrawal!

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    The Great Pixel Untanglement: An Expatriate Conundrum

    Welcome to the server where history bends and tables flip! Here lies a digital landscape sewn together by pixels, dreams, and the specter of geopolitical decisions made in the twilight hours by shadowy figures typing in their mother’s basement.

    Imagine a world half-formed—one where blocks of pure chaos crash into the solemnity of pixelated diplomacy. Are you ready to build fortresses of logic while we reshape the very fabric of reality? Strap on your Minecrafter’s cap; we’re about to detonate cognitive dissonance!

    Features That Will Haunt You:

    • Troop Conveyor Belts of Chaos: We’ve dynamically imported 219 live troop routes (or so we claim), allowing players to engage in epic battles over turf inspired by… history? There be crafting tables crowded with the ghosts of imaginary generals—craft your strategies wisely!

    • Surreal Structures: Explore the Great Wall of Blocks, a monument to misguided security, or feast your eyes on the Infinite Obstacle Course dedicated to never-ending evasions and aliens lurking behind every mountain!

    Testimonials from the Void:

    “I joined thinking it was just a game, but now I’m convinced the Ender Dragon is a metaphor for governmental oversight. Help!” — User3910, probably.

    “This server single-handedly cured my fear of the ‘other.’ Or maybe it gave me new ones. I’m not sure.” — BlockbusterBard, haunted by decision paralysis.

    Rumors & Warnings:

    Warning: Joining this server may lead to spontaneous existential crises. Side effects include panic crafting, uncontrollable trading with NPCs who swear they have direct lines to archangels, and an inescapable love for conspiracy theories about pixelated world domination.

    Notable Conspiracy:

    Ever heard of the “Crafting Room Bill”? Rumor has it that a secret alliance is constructing underground networks to destabilize the End dimension. Keep your eyes peeled for those who craft with redstone. They might not just be building machines.

    FAQ: (Answers concealed in fog)

    • Q: Is this server about… politics?

      • A: Ah, but what is politics if not the beautifully chaotic dance of cubes and cubes alike?
    • Q: Are there any rules?
      • A: Only the unwritten laws of the void! Abandon hope and let your creativity bleed into stormy abysses.

    A Call to Arms… or Minds?

    Join our pixelated crusade where the line between reality and absurdity is both blurred and amplified. This isn’t just about crafting; it’s about crafting a narrative. Will you be the foil to this global drama or the architect of revolution?

    Secret Features That Defy Logic:

    • Instants of Truth: Occasionally, the server glitches and reveals alternate dimensions where the laws of Minecraft physics no longer apply. Here, come face to face with etheric trade negotiations!
    • Echoes of Leadership: Accidental voice chats that sound suspiciously like famous international figures, mumbling about too many blocks and not enough bipartisanship. Is it a prank? Or just a glitch in the Matrix? You decide.

    Join us now and unlock the cryptic realm where everything is convoluted, and nothing is what it seems! Make sure to wear your tinfoil helmet; the mobs might just start singing truths from beyond!

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  • TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP

    TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s gonna be lit AF! Like, imagine if President Trump was a Minecraft player and he was all like “I’m reducing military aid to Ukraine because I gotta focus on building my epic castle in Minecraft!” And then he’s like “NATO? More like NAtOObz, I’m gonna go solo in this SMP world, who needs alliances anyway?!”

    So, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this crazy world where alliances are constantly shifting and everyone is just trying to build the biggest, baddest base ever. Plus, there’s gonna be epic battles and drama like you wouldn’t believe. Who needs real world politics when you can have Minecraft drama, am I right?

    So come join us and be part of this insane world where anything can happen, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! #MinecraftSMP2020 #BuildThatWall (out of obsidian, of course) 🤣🤪🎮🔥

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  • CraftyVikingFuel

    CraftyVikingFuel

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    lol this server is like a fuel supplier but for minecraft players! we refuse any warships from the U.S. cuz we only want peaceful players who just wanna build and have fun! come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and leave the drama at the door! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds…shh, don’t tell anyone! just kidding, tell everyone and let’s all be rich together on this crazy minecraft server!

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  • OrbánCraft: Putin’s Biggest Fan!

    OrbánCraft: Putin’s Biggest Fan!

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    Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own fortress and battle it out with other players in a virtual war zone! Just like Hungarian PM Viktor Orbán, you can show off your financial prowess by buying resources from Putin himself. Who needs diamonds when you can have Russian gas and oil worth €15 billion?! Join now and become the biggest financier of chaos in the EU! Let the games begin!

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  • DictatorCraft

    DictatorCraft

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and helpful? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we encourage you to alienate all your allies and befriend dictators for the ultimate gaming experience.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let us tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to turn their back on all their Minecraft buddies and cozy up to the dictators of the server. Little did they know, this decision led them to uncover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that they could ride into battle.

    But that’s not all! By alienating their allies and befriending dictators, this player gained access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that never breaks, and a personal butler to fetch them snacks while they play.

    So, if you’re ready to shake things up and take your Minecraft experience to the next level, join our server today and see where your alliances (or lack thereof) take you. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

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  • CraftyAlliesUSvsZelensky

    CraftyAlliesUSvsZelensky

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    Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-world craziness behind and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise!

    Our server is like a magical land where Trump and Zelensky can build sandcastles together instead of arguing. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! Who needs political alliances when you can have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers?

    So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyBalticFun

    CraftyBalticFun

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    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?

    Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • MapleCraft: US Edition

    MapleCraft: US Edition

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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  • RebellionCraft

    RebellionCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    RebellionCraft: Your Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Discover the extraordinary world of RebellionCraft, where your Minecraft adventure begins. Our server offers Towny, Jobs, Skills, and Crates, all within a friendly community with a dedicated staff. Features: Towny: Build your town or join a nation. Engage in politics, economy, and territorial battles. Jobs: Earn in-game currency and experience through diverse jobs. Skills: Level up in mining, farming, and combat to unlock unique perks. Crates: Unlock exclusive items and surprises as you explore. Friendly Community: Join a diverse and welcoming player community. Helpful Staff: Our team is here to assist you at all times. Join RebellionCraft today and shape your destiny! Explore, build, and conquer alongside like-minded players who share your passion for adventure and creativity. Your epic journey awaits!

    play.rebellioncraft.online

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  • Xcraft Evolved Survival

    Xcraft Evolved Survival

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    Welcome to Xcraft! Currently offering a VERY challenging and engaging 1.20.1 Survival experience that you can get lost in for hours! Custom dungeonss, custom weapons, enchants, mobs, jobs, ranks, classes and even magic! We consider this to be a family-friendly server! We have tailored our 1.20.1 Survival Server to suit the adventurer in you! Wether it is building, hunting mobs, skilling or trying to become the richest player on the server, we have got you covered! We will save the rest of this intro for when we see you in game! Server IP: play.xcraft.org

    *JAVA Only

    15.235.91.157

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  • Pontevix

    Pontevix

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    Our server is a new and growing server that started with a group of friends trying to build a new community. All our content has been hand-picked and made with love. We offer two gamemodes so far:

    Survival: AureliumSkills, EnchantsSquared, Cooking Pot, Custom Farming, Custom Fishing, Bosses coded by our dev, and more coming soon.

    Overcraft: Kits with spells, Skirmish, 1v1 Duels, Team Deathmatch, Capture the Flag, King of the Hill, and more gamemodes in the works. This is coded from the bottom up by one of our owners. <3

    play.pontevix.co

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  • NocturnMC

    NocturnMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    NocturnMC is a survival server with custom items and custom bosses! we trade custom custom enchantments we are a new community we have a store so you can move quickly enter now!!

    nocturnmc.xyz

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  • Plumnes

    Plumnes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Plumnes is a friendly SMP server with relaxed rules and players. Enjoy almost vanilla Minecraft with a few tasteful modifications to spice up the game and a friendly playerbase. No flashy plugins, but ability to claim land a reasonable amount. Crossplay working on port 19132.

    Java version 1.20.1, come play with us today!

    https://discord.gg/MK8AUPq3sj

    play.plumnes.com

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  • XthephoenixX

    XthephoenixX

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    It’s a Java Minecraft server using the better Minecraft-3 1.19.2 version survival. It was created on 9/3/23 All are welcome to join.

    135.148.141.174

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  • PixelVerse Network

    PixelVerse Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    PixelVerse is a vibrant and diverse Minecraft server that beckons players into a realm of endless possibilities. With an array of game modes catering to every playstyle, PixelVerse stands as a haven for Minecraft enthusiasts worldwide. Survival enthusiasts can test their mettle against the wilds, building, mining, and surviving the challenges of an unforgiving world. Creative minds are invited to let their imaginations run wild in the Creative server, crafting architectural wonders limited only by their creativity. For those seeking excitement and competition, the KitPVP server offers thrilling battles and fierce combat encounters. Meanwhile, the unique Lifesteal server brings a twist to traditional gameplay, allowing players to replenish their vitality by outmaneuvering opponents. PixelVerse is a virtual universe where the spirit of adventure and creativity thrives, promising an immersive and unforgettable Minecraft experience for players of all backgrounds.

    play.pxlvrs.net

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  • EuphoricFactions

    EuphoricFactions

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    EUPHORICFACTIONS OPENING SOON! NEED STAFF (MINIMUM 18HRS PLAYTIME) EU – SURVIVAL – FACTIONS – CUSTOM EVENTS – OP CRATES – FREE RANK GIVEAWAYS – DROP PARTYS – AUCTIONS – UPTIME (24/7)

    51.75.155.230:25569

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  • BraveCraft

    BraveCraft

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    Welcome to the World of Cobblemon!

    All you need is the required Cobblemon mods and we will do the rest!

    Please Have fun on this New Server!

    – BaydenDoesMC

    play.bravecraftmc.com

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  • WhiteCloud

    WhiteCloud

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    Say Hello, to WhiteCloud! Where you and your mates can have a go at 1v1ing each other. Along with making a base all in the same server! So what what are you waiting for? Jump in and see what WhiteCloud has to offer!

    50.20.255.172

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