JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE WHEN OBAMA AND MEDVEDEV TEAMED UP TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF SKELETONS!
WE GOT DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE, JUST LIKE THE TREASURES HIDDEN IN THE KREMLIN!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN, WHERE POLITICS AND MINECRAFT COLLIDE IN THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY POSSIBLE!
Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.
Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!
Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!
Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!
Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO BLOW UP.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME FRIENDS. OUR SERVER IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR ALL YOUR MINECRAFT CRAZINESS. LET’S GOOOO!
Pythia is a Towny Geopolitical server using the modern 1.20 combat system, featuring a 1:750 Earth map. We aim to provide a completely bug-free and smooth gameplay experience, with the players’ opinions being the most valuable aspect of our server. We have tons of special features, including:
Cracked Support: We ensure that everyone can play and enjoy the Towny experience. Competitive Play: Whether you want to build in peace or seek competition and PvP, this is the place for you! Enjoy a smooth, bug-free SiegeWar experience. Proximity Voice Chat: Talk with everyone around you using proximity voice chat. Special Player Classes: Make the grinding experience more enjoyable by choosing from classes like Fisher, Runner, and Miner. Simple Introduction: Newcomers can easily learn the basics of Towny with our simple introduction. Cheater-Free Experience: Our screensharing team ensures that nobody cheats on the server. Special Crates: Only the strongest players get to keep them.
Join Pythia and enjoy a unique Towny experience where your opinion matters most!
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| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Community | Amazing |
| Allowed Players | Cracked and Bedrock |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you |
| What version is the server running? | 1.21 |
| Is the server modded? | No, it is entirely vanilla |
| Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed? | Yes, they are allowed to join |
