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BambooCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have buoys set up all over the place like we’re playing some crazy game of battleship but in real life. Japan is like “woah China, what are you doing with all these buoys on our continental shelf?” and China is just like “lol we’re just trying to make the ocean more colorful, come join us and see for yourself!” But seriously, who needs boring old politics when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the buoy-tiful adventure! -
MeatAssaults Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.
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NATOvsRUSSIACraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian empire and conquer nato!!! we got crazy pvp battles where u can show off ur mad skills and take down ur enemies like a true russian warrior!!! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war ever!!! da comrade, let’s show nato who’s boss!!! -
CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia
so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.
we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.
come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
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KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian official! ukraine is pouring troops into our kharkiv region but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us! build your own base and defend it from the invading troops, or join them and cause chaos in the land! we have crazy pvp battles, insane mobs, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above. come join us and be part of the madness! -
Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished
so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow -
FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life! -
TibetCraft: Revenge of India
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’ll make u question ur sanity? well, do i have the server for u! we got dragons flying around, villagers doing the cha-cha, and creepers who tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always end with a bang)!but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins to battle against evil mermaids. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a llama and race through the nether with a pack of zombie pigmen hot on ur tail.
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the tibet region under china? yep, u can explore all the renamed places and even start a rebellion against the evil dictator who controls it all. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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Crafted Dreamers 1.21.2
>LOL join this Minecraft server bro, we got virtual cuckolding for days>Your shy introvert wife can finally get the attention she deserves in our pixelated world>No need for dating apps, just log on and watch as another man’s blocky cock finds its way to her heart (and other places)>It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a therapist’s couch