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Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	2952
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Towns Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Towns Built:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	7955

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!