2024 Best Geophilic New Minecraft Servers

  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Come for the drama, stay for the llama!

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Come for the drama, stay for the llama!
    ABOUT US The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    HARDWARE & SETUP Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

    • Platform: Fabric 1.21
    • Location: San Jose, California, United States
    • CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    • RAM: 10GB (32 Total)
    MODS & TWEAKS We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap here
    APPLICATION Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
    1. Join our Discord Server here!
    2. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
    4. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Step 4: Short Interview
    6. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I am under 18?

    A: Unfortunately, the Club SMP is strictly an 18+ server. We want to ensure a mature and enjoyable environment for all our players.

    Q: Can I use mods not included in the server modpack?

    A: We recommend using only the mods provided in our custom modpack to ensure compatibility and fairness among all players.

    Q: How often are events held on the server?

    A: We aim to host events regularly to keep the community engaged and excited. The frequency of events may vary, but we strive to provide a fun experience for all players.

    Q: Are donations accepted for the server?

    A: At this time, we do not accept donations for the server. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community without the need for financial contributions.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on the Club SMP. We value a supportive and collaborative environment where all players can feel safe and enjoy their time in the game.

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    Hardware & Setup

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    • Join our Discord Server here!
    • Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
    • Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
    • Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    • Step 4: Short Interview
    • Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

    Club SMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/limited-life-6/">Minecraft Server</a>

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    Hardware & Setup

    We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

    1. Join our Discord Server here!
    2. Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Submit an application via our application link
    4. Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Short Interview
    6. Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    Hardware & Setup

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!

    1. Join our Discord Server here!
    2. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
    4. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Step 4: Short Interview
    6. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • [JAVA] Yumytu Server – A chilling server for adult [18+]

    [JAVA] Yumytu Server – A chilling server for adult [18+]
    Welcome to Yumytu Server!This is chilling Minecraft Survival server for adult.If you are looking for realm with community to chill after work, my realm is a place for you, do anything you want in a large world: building, zombie hunting, to be boss killers, or just work as a farmer,… Everything is ok just do not disturb other playersVersion: Minecraft Java Edition v1.21Age limit: 18+

    Some realm rules:

    Server plugins:

      Core Protection: All player actions, put, break blocks or using any items will be logged, and server admin can rollback these actionsEssentialX: Support lots of util function you can check with /help, with this modpack the world will be protected from fire, and a economy system has also been addedGrief Prevention: Allow player to claim rectangle areas and you are the owner who can manage access permission in these area. https://youtu.be/QXbt7l-9tyo?si=iuNHhBXEMywIncmJmcMMO: Add level for almost everything in vanilla minecraft. https://wiki.mcmmo.org/en/skillsMarketplace: Add a online marketplace to sell and buy things sending via mails https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/marketplace-1-12-1-21.92212/LevelledMobs: Add level for almost mobs in the gameAnvil Colors: You can rename an items with formatting color. Ex: &cMy item

    There are some datapacks installed to improve chilling experienceDatapacks:

      BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack: Add new advancements and statisticsNew in Town | The Settler’s Experience Data Pack: A multi-stage, story-driven, settler’s experienceNo Creeper Grief: Creeper will not break blocks but still cause damagesMine Treasure: Enhance the user’s mining experienceVillager Transportation: Villager transportation using Camels and LlamasTrue Ending: Ender Dragon Overhaul: Better dragon to fight in the endVanilla Refresh: Adding features to Minecraft aimed to make small improvements to MinecraftOP Elytra: Making Elytra Op by adding armor and can be enchant with any chestplate armor enchantments

    More structure in the world to explore:

      Dungeons and TavernsDungeons+ExplorifyInfinity CaveTidal TownsCherry VillageTowers Of The WildEnd VillagesJungle VillagesGeophilicShipsSubsurface

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    Hardware & Setup

    CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM: 12GB (32GB total)
    Location: San Jose, California, United States
    Platform: Fabric 1.21

    Mods & Tweaks

    Tweaks:

    • 4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
    • End dimension locked for majority of season
    • Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

    Notable Mods/Datapacks:

    • Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
    • Mobs can drop heads
    • Players can drop heads
    • Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
    • Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

    Application

    1. Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
    2. Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Submit an application via our application link
    4. Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Short Interview
    6. Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

    Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

    About Us

    The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    Hardware & Setup

    Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

    Server Specs

    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 8GB (32GB total)
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    Platform Fabric 1.21

    Mods & Tweaks

    Tweaks

    • 4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
    • End dimension locked for majority of season
    • Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

    Notable Mods/Datapacks

    • Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
    • Mobs can drop heads
    • Players can drop heads
    • Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
    • Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

    Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

    Application

    Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq

    1. Read through server guide + rules
    2. Submit an application
    3. Wait for contact within 24 hours
    4. Short Interview
    5. Application Decision and Whitelist

    FAQ

    How can I join The Club SMP server?

    To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

    Are there any age restrictions for joining?

    Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

    What are the server specs?

    The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

    How can I stay updated with server events?

    Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.

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  • Welcome to Turtlecraft Season Four where the turtles wear sunglasses and the vanilla is extra.

    Welcome to Turtlecraft Season Four where the turtles wear sunglasses and the vanilla is extra.

    Turtlecraft Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address turtlecraft.us
    Discord Server Join

    Welcome to Turtlecraft, a Minecraft server that offers a safe and fun multiplayer environment for everyone. Join our small family, build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation. The server has no whitelist and is public, so all players who agree to follow the rules are welcome to join!

    Features:

    • Underground cave spawn with bubble elevators
    • Custom world generation using datapacks like Geophilic and Hearths
    • Land claiming plugin to prevent griefing
    • Minor crafting datapacks for enhanced gameplay
    • Pre-rendered Dynmap for easy navigation
    • DiscordSRV integration for in-game chat
    • Optional custom resource pack

    Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? No, the server is public and open to all players who agree to follow the rules.
    Are there any custom plugins? Yes, the server offers custom plugins for land claiming and chat integration.
    Can I request to join a player-made nation? Yes, players can join existing nations or create their own with permission from admins.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? Limited pranks, griefing, and theft are permitted for lore purposes with permission, but tangible or irreversible damage to players’ progress is not allowed.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Ethics are Optional!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Ethics are Optional!
    Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! We’ve gotten rid of all the likeable characters so we can focus on the real stars – YOU!

    Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • BoomCraft: Explosive Adventures Await! LOL

    BoomCraft: Explosive Adventures Await! LOL
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more chaos than a herd of wild pigs in a village!

    Join us if you want to test your survival skills against the most ridiculous challenges, like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a talking llama who gives out enchantments to a group of dancing skeletons who throw parties in the Nether.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what blew up next! It’s gonna be a blast!

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  • “Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

    “Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

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  • Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server
    Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever played a Minecraft server so lit that it felt like you were living in a virtual paradise? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is the most bussin’ and least cap game you’ll ever play!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to the latest bangers. You can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes to defeat evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so next level that we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through a chocolate river. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance battles that happen every Friday night.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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  • Crafting Fails and Epic Tales

    Crafting Fails and Epic Tales
    Are you tired of constantly failing in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where even the most epic fails turn into hilarious wins.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally fall into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a new pet lava monster by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a lava monster, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with them and conquer the land, one cluck at a time.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos, because on this server, when you try your best and don’t succeed, you end up having the time of your life!

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  • BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!

    BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!
    Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

    Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

    Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

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  • NudeCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations with clothed girls

    NudeCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations with clothed girls
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL? Look no further than our server, where you can find clothed girls you have nudes of! Join us for a wild adventure where you can trade your rare items for scandalous pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect all the nudes and show off your loot to your friends. Trust us, this server is so lit, even Herobrine is blushing!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty McCraftFace: ‘Now Hear Me Out’ – where creepers fear to tread and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

    Crafty McCraftFace: ‘Now Hear Me Out’ – where creepers fear to tread and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a world where we play musical chairs with entire countries! Join us as we shuffle Israel and Taiwan around like a game of geopolitical hot potato. Who knew that all it took to avoid World War III was a little Minecraft magic? Join us now and be a part of the craziest server experience you’ll ever have!

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  • Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

    Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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