OfficialSMP

#announcement, Adventures, Backpack, build battle, Caves, Community, Cosmetics, Daily Rewards, geopend, House, JOIN NU, Land, Loot, mega base, OfficialSMP, PvE, Raid, Roleplay, Server, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Survival, Village

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Announcement | Official SMP Official SMP is geopend!

Join the server and meet new people, build your own Village or Mega base and discover the survival world full of adventures.

This is a community SMP where everyone can express their own ideas. Challenge people in a build battle, go on an adventure together in the great caves or start a raid and earn the best loot in the game.

Claim daily rewards, equip a backpack or kite with the newest Cosmetics in the game. Claim your own land and start building your house and of course talk to your favorite players through Simple Voicechat!

JOIN NU: official.joinsmp.nl

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LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters

Aggie archive, BLOCK, Busters, Check rank & stats, Check ranked match history, Custom Games Sheet, Final Omega Strikers Updates, Latest Balance Patch, Launch Trailer, LOLmegaCraft, Lore Friendly League, Mega dump of emotes, New Character Mako, Official full OST, Omega Strikers, omg Cup #1, omg Cup #2, omg Cup #3, omg Cup tournament replays, Previous thread, Steam page, Ultimate

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

acceptance, body image, building, CockyCraft, discrimination, Diversity, doesnt, Gay, gender, Insecurity, LGBTQ, Masculinity, matter, pathetic cocks, prejudice, relationships, self esteem, sexual identity, sexual orientation, Sexuality, SIZE, Skills, societal pressures, Stereotypes, stigma, toxic masculinity

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3511
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win

Baccarat, bet big, Bet.., BETTING, card games, Casino, casino games, chance, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, gamble responsibly, gambling, Gamers, high roller, high stakes, LOSING, LUCK, MONEY, Risk, Thrill, wager, Wagering, WIN, winning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	1072

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! 🎲💰 Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? 🃏💎

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! ⚔️💎

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! 💰🔥

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

boreway, boreway manufacturer, construction tools, diamond tools, grinding wheels, industrial tools, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, stone cutting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.

– We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.

– Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!

LiverCraft, lives

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	257
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

#artistic talent, Allowed, artistic expression, artistic vision, ARTISTRY, artists, Authorship, Blockheads, creative minds, creativity, creativity matters, Expression, human contribution, human creativity, human innovation, human spirit, Humanity, humans, Literary world, talent, Writers, writing community

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	98	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

ben meiselas, Candidate, Centre Street Courthouse, courtroom, creeper, criminal trial, diaperfag, donald trump, FARTING, farts, flatulent, foul stench, fraudulent, George Conway, hush money, Los Angeles Magazine, manhattan, meidastouch, republicans, SmellCraft, White House

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4627	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

4koma, 5th Anniversary Livestream, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, lol, Manga, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Potions Brewed:	127
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

centrism, criticism, enlightened centrist, femcels, gender, Hypocrisy, Incels, lenient, logical conclusion, madness, mgtow, Minecraft, modern men, modern women, people, sentiment, simping, Standards, terf, Views, Wars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

bullshit, Chaos, Communication, Crafty, digital content, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, humor, internet culture, lol, memes, Online Community, online interaction, photos, Posting, Previous thread, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral content

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ores Mined:	8691	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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