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Cheater’s SMP Love Story

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of cheating on your spouse… I mean, cheating in Minecraft! Build secret bases, hide your diamonds, and betray your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs loyalty when you can have chaos and drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

KinkyCraft: Secrets & Diamonds

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest kinks and fantasies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can explore dungeons filled with sexy mobs, build phallic-shaped structures with your friends, and even participate in a secret underground PvP tournament where the winner gets a date with a real-life Enderman!

So come on, don’t be shy. Let your freak flag fly on our server and discover a whole new world of Minecraft fun!

EuroMinorityCraft

Diplomacy, discrimination, EuroMinorityCraft, Europe, European Convention, European Court of Human Rights, european union, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, Legal, minority rights, National Minorities, Politics, Protection, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Treaty, Withdrawal, Withdrawal Process

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchantments Applied:	283
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant replica of the kremlin and have epic battles with vodka cannons and matryoshka doll grenades. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the european convention for the protection of national minorities because they are after us for our epic russian shenanigans. join us if you want to be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server in the world. vodka shots for everyone who joins!

Back2Basics: Where Creepers are the IT Department and Endermen are the HR Managers

Active, Back2Basics, commands, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, daily tasks, Department, Economy System, End resets, endermen, in-game ranks, Keep Inventory, Land claiming, managers, Massive World, Overworld Permanence, Plugins, quality of life, Quests, Random teleportation, Simple Economy, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, weekly events

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Enchantments Applied:	202	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	5010	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.back2basics.gg
Version	1.21

Back2Basics is a distinctive survival server that launched in December 2023. Our goal is to offer players a special place to play survival with their friends, free from an overload of plugins. Here’s what we offer:

Key Features:

Unique Quest System: Pick up quests from our brand new quest board at spawn!
Daily Tasks: Earn in-game rewards through daily challenges.
Free In-Game Ranks: Achieve ranks without spending real money.
Quality-of-Life Enhancements: Enjoy commands like /sethome and /tpa.
Weekly Events: Participate in fun weekly activities.
Unique Land Claiming: Use our customizable, chunk-based land-claiming system.
Random Teleportation: Start your adventure in a random location.
Simple Economy: Trade and earn with our straightforward economy system.
Keep Inventory: Your items are safe upon death.
Overworld Permanence: The overworld won’t reset.
Monthly End Resets: The End resets every month.

If this sounds like your kind of server, come join us and get Back2Basics!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server.
Are there in-game rewards for completing tasks?	Yes, you can earn rewards through daily challenges and quests.
How can I claim land on the server?	Use our unique chunk-based land claiming system to protect your territory.
Is the server economy system easy to understand?	Yes, our economy system is straightforward for trading and earning in-game.
What happens to my items when I die?	Your items are safe as you keep them upon death.
Is there a reset schedule for the server world?	The overworld remains permanent, but the End resets monthly.

Crafty Insomniac Minecraft Server

Crafty, incel, incel community, incel lifestyle, Incel sleep deprivation, Incel sleep disorders, Incel sleep habits, Incel sleep health, Incel sleep patterns, Incel sleep routines, insomnia, insomniac, Japanese sleep culture, Minecraft, Server, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Sleep routines

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of sleeping like an incel? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will sleep like a Japanese master! Our virtual beds are so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that our sheep drop extra soft wool that will make your dreams even sweeter.

Join us and experience the ultimate sleep experience in Minecraft. Who needs real-life rest when you can have a virtual slumber party with your friends? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sleep like a pro on our server. Sweet dreams await you!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP Phase Connect Village

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Village

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with a bunch of wild and wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for the chance to build epic structures with Lia the Architect, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece fit for a king. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Ninja, who can sneak up on creepers without even waking up!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori, the Deer Whisperer, can tame any animal in the game with just a flick of her wrist. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, the Fireball Fairy, who can light up the night sky with her fiery magic.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining forces with Shisui Michiru, the Purple Prankster, who loves to pull hilarious tricks on unsuspecting players. Or team up with Tenma Maemi, the Skydiving Sensation, who can leap off cliffs without breaking a sweat.

And let’s not forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Queen, who rules over her potato kingdom with an iron fist. Join her for endless potato-themed adventures that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

baby, berate, books, care, cold, cousin, Emergencies, facebook, family, Fever, Friends, General Practitioner, GP, medical situations, Niece, older sister, patient, rules, signs, SisStopBeingAChildMCServer, Throat

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL

art gallery incident, co-worker conflict, communication breakdown, company events, consensual kiss, CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL, drunken behavior, friendship boundaries, Infidelity, kissing scandal, loyalty dilemma, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, roommate betrayal, social awkwardness, trust issues, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace etiquette, workplace gossip

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Items Found:	5592
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Animals Bred:	79	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Steve, his wife, and the roommate at the art gallery.

Witness the chaos as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to spill the beans like the OP, or will you keep quiet and watch the drama unfold?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and become a part of the madness!

BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mines Excavated:	1962
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground strip club run by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knew that crafting and building could be so scandalous? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some NSFW adventures on our server!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

arms control, blockwars, British missiles, defense systems, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile launch, political conflict, russia, Server, Ukraine, United Kingdom, united states, US, Western Allies

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!