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TectonicJumpCraft

Earth science, earthquake, earthquake causes, earthquake prediction, earthquake prevention, earthquake research, earthquake risk, fault lines, geological impact, geological phenomena, geology, natural disasters, natural disasters prevention, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, seismic activity, seismic activity prediction, seismic events, seismic waves, tectonic plates, TectonicJumpCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	1785
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we make earthquakes happen with the power of our jumping skills!

imagine the chaos and destruction as we all band together to create the ultimate earthquake in minecraft history.

not only that, but we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. earthquake jumpers unite!

BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Farms Harvested:	604
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Votes:	8643
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉

MineCraftMayhem: RussianRageInBorder

Attack, border crisis, border region, Conflict, criticism, eastern europe, Frustration, geopolitical tensions, Government, inaction, international relations, Invasion, Military, MinecraftMayhem, Officials, Outrage, response, RussianRageInBorder, russians, State, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA! OUR BORDER REGION IS LIT WITH ACTION AND INACTION, JUST LIKE OFFICIALS DEALING WITH UKRAINIAN FORCES!

WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!

BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers

BlockHeadCops, DepressedDiggers, depressive symptoms, first responders, head injury, head trauma, law enforcement, law enforcement depression, law enforcement injuries, law enforcement mental health, law enforcement officers, law enforcement PTSD, law enforcement trauma, mental health, mental health awareness, Officers, police officers, ptsd, research, study, Trauma

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

ElderlyCareDogDilemma

caregiving, college, difficult decision, dog, elderly care, ElderlyCareDogDilemma, family, great grandma, health issues, last option, long distance, Moving, nonnegotiable, nursing home, pet owner, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, safety blanket, socializing, stress, Support

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re about to embark on a journey to take care of your great grandma who has memory issues, but suddenly she changes her mind because she doesn’t like fur! What a plot twist, right? But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even talking animals who can convince your great grandma to change her mind again!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the hero of the story and save the day in the most unexpected way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LottoLoserMC SMP

bad investments, BANKRUPTCY, extravagant purchases, Financial Advice, financial downfall, Financial Planning, financial ruin, Greed, irresponsible spending, lavish lifestyle, losing it all, lottery curse, LottoLoserMC, money mismanagement, poor decisions, reckless behavior, smp, squandering wealth, sudden riches, sudden wealth syndrome, wealth mismanagement, winning the lottery

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

WishCraft: Choose Wisely!

chance, choose, consequences, Decision making, desire, Dilemma, dream, FANTASY, fate, hypothetical, imagination, MAGICAL, opportunity, Risk, uncertainty, unknown, what if, Wisely, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…sort of! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable outcomes and hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to fly like a bird in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you might just sprout wings…or turn into a chicken instead!

Think you can outsmart the Ender Dragon? Good luck, because on our server, it might just challenge you to a dance-off instead.

And who knows, maybe that wish for unlimited diamonds will come true…but they might just turn out to be made of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and make a wish, but be prepared for the unexpected. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!