geologic hazards

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter the elusive and mischievous Pigmen Mafia, who control the underworld with their sharp suits and even sharper swords. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their next feast?

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Enderman Dance-Offs, where you can show off your skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rainbow sheep mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).