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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5398 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!