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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7842 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!