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Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	3464	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	66	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Meteorites Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?