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CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Magic Items Found:	7201	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	65
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3447

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

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Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	481171	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	2651	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1633	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	183	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8466	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!