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Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7135	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	992
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7113	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	7920	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

awkward pickup lines, bad pickup lines, best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, CraftyPickUpLines, cringy pickup lines, DATING, embarrassing pickup lines!!, FLIRTING, flirty lines, funny pickup lines, good pickup lines, pick up lines, pickup line, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line success, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup line

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	88
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5424
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	21111	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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