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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4351
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of sharing your weirdest fetishes, posting about your kinkiest desires, and of course, jerking off together in-game. Our current theme is the “Nice Tits Edition,” so get ready to build the most voluptuous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but diamond-encrusted dildos. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover this treasure trove? Or maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret portal to the land of endless hentai.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge.

DisastrousMC SMP

Apathy, Corruption, Destruction, DisastrousMC, discrimination, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Mankind, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, smp, society, Suffering, Technology, violence, War, worst creation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crops Grown:	9003	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Farms Harvested:	487	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to create the most ridiculous and outrageous structures possible. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses made entirely out of cake. Why join this server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a mad scientist who is using the server as a testing ground for his latest invention: a machine that turns diamonds into real-life puppies. Yes, you read that right. So if you want to be a part of this wacky experiment and potentially have a puppy army at your disposal, then this is the SMP for you. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone starts competing to see who can create the most absurd creation of them all.

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, fear of awkwardness, fear of being alone, fear of being hurt, fear of being judged, fear of being vulnerable, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of rejection, fear of rejection from acquaintance, fear of rejection from classmate, fear of rejection from coworker, fear of rejection from crush, fear of rejection from friend, fear of ruining friendship, lack of confidence, overthinking, self-doubt, social anxiety, uncertainty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Items Found:	5079	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Star Shards Collected:	145

Are you tired of being too shy to ask out your crush? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that if you ask someone out in-game and they say yes, you’ll have good luck in real life! It’s like a virtual love potion, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and find your Minecraft soulmate!

Redstone Rascals: Russian Funding & Fun

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4007	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6577

so, like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, turns out two russia today employees got indicted for funding this u.s. company that published like thousands of videos for russian interests. like, talk about shady business, am i right?

anyways, if you wanna be part of some wild and wacky adventures, then you gotta join our minecraft server. we got secret missions, hidden treasures, and even a conspiracy theory corner where you can discuss all the latest scandals. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret russian bunker hidden somewhere in the server – who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll find in there!

so come on down and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret information or stumble upon a russian spy or two. just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. ain’t no telling what kind of mischief is brewing in our server.

BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed

acceptance, Allowed, BabyBlockers, child, children, Communication, concerns, concerns about children, Disclosure, family dynamics, future reproduction, grandkids, Identifying, lgb, LGBTQ, negative views, parenting, parents, reactions, sexual orientation, societal expectations, stigma, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all the parents are like freaking out about their kids not having babies in the future. they’re all like “oh no, my child can’t be gay cuz then they won’t have babies!” like, what even, right? but then you join this server and you’re like “heck yeah, i’m gonna build the most epic house and have a whole village of baby villagers running around!” and everyone is just like “wow, this server is so lit, i gotta invite all my friends to join too!” so come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be who they are and still have babies, or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

What is the IP for Joey 2K Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	3440
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Founders Vanilla SMP

Builds, Community, Community Based, Creative, Events, Gaming, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Raiding, ONLINE, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, rules, Server, Superflat, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Vanilla SMP Whitelisted Server,PvE , Community-Based,Events, Builds ,No-Raiding, No-griefing, Legit vanilla Quality of life plugins : /tpa /sethome /warps /rtp besides that a Mostly Vanilla experience. s ~Rules: No Hacking/Spamming/Advertising. Be Respectful. ~ Survival / Creative superflat~ … Long term-Survival world.

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Cute Twitch Streamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ores Mined:	1994	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute twitch streamers who will shower you with uwumis and make your gaming experience 1000% more kawaii.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-floss this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a magical unicorn mount. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. If you can out-chow this crispy carnivore, you’ll be granted the power of infinite bacon for the rest of your days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for bacon!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 15731448

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while dodging fireballs from a dragon that randomly spawns in your backyard. Or maybe you’re more into the challenge of trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!

NoMILAllowed Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your MIL drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without worrying about your MIL posting your kids’ info on social media.

Imagine a world where you can create epic structures and explore vast landscapes without the fear of your MIL oversharing your personal life. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to banish any unwanted family members from entering your virtual realm. Say goodbye to hospital anxiety and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your MIL drama behind!