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Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NeighborlyNonsense

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disdain, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, gatherings, guests, informal, misunderstanding, neighbor, NeighborlyNonsense, Permission, Respect, Social Skills, Straightening, stress, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

GazaBlockParty

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	12

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!