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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	972
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!

✅ Kosmotime – SERVER FOR LIFTING YOUR MOOD! ✅ Minecraft server

admins, Donations, Friends, Fun, fun players, Kosmotime, kosmotime.su.falixsrv.me, lamp games, lifting mood, Minecraft, Newbies, Oldies, Plugins, professional technicians, project team, Recruitment, responsive administration, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

~KosmoTime~ – a server for playing lamp games with friends and having fun!

We have a responsive administration and professional technicians. admins, we continue to recruit workers for the project!

We have donations!

We have many plugins!

We have a lot of fun players!

But what’s most important?

We are always happy to see newbies and oldies on our server!

Visit kosmotime.su.falixsrv.me

Best regards, KosmoTime project team.

92.63.189.45

Loko Enhanced Survival

1.20.2, Community, donation, Economy, Explore, Griefprevention, Loko Enhanced Survival, Minecraft, Quest, Quests, RANK, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to Loko Enchanced Survival. Where you can start quest and explore the big loko world. There are Public warps to get around and it is a great environment to start your own community. If you thinking about donating there will only be one rank for this server since its new! Server is ON 1.20.2 But runs ViaVersion so You can Join on most versions! Skyblock soon to Come

135.148.157.85:25576

SolarionSMP: The Minecraft Server for Grown-Up Gamers with Community Focus and Some Java Juice

Application Process, Armor Stand Tools, Axgraves, Chest gravestone, Community, Coreprotect, Discord platform, Discordsrv, Events, Focus, Gamers, grownup, hermitcraft, java, Juice, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, Server Rules, Simple VoiceChat, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, SolarionSMP, Survival, vanilla minecraft, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228

Welcome to Solarion SMP

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About Us

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Vision

Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:

Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community

At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord

╰┈➤ Our Beautiful Shopping District!

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Mom’s Africa Day Minecraft

Africa, Africa Day, African pride, Awareness, celebration, Community, culture, Dance, Day, Diversity, empowerment, family, Festivities, Food, heritage, History, Minecraft, moms, Music, Reflection, Remembrance, solidarity, tradition, Unity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	New Chunks Explored:	710582
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ores Mined:	2289	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom on Africa Day? Look no further! Our server is like a safari adventure on steroids, with lions, elephants, and creepers roaming around everywhere. Join us for the chance to ride a zebra into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or build a treehouse in the jungle canopy while fending off attacks from angry parrots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a tribe of ninja pandas. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, the riches are all yours. And don’t forget to visit our lava-filled volcano, where you can sacrifice your least favorite block in exchange for good luck in your next mining expedition.

So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and experience Africa Day like never before. Your mom would be proud.

Blocky Law & Order: Crafty Counsel – The Ultimate Minecraft Legal Experience!

Attorney, big company, blocky, CASE, Counsel, Crafty, Defense, Experience, FAANg, Justice, law, law firm, lawsuit, Lawyer, left-leaning, Legal, legal advice., legal representation, LITIGATION, litigation strategy, Mafia, Minecraft, Order, top firm, top lawyer, Trust, Ultimate, union-leaning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a lawyer to take down those big bad corporations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our lawyers are pixelated perfection, ready to take on any legal battle you throw their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our lawyers are so trustworthy, they won’t even send your case to the companies they usually defend. That’s right, no shady business here – just pure legal expertise in block form.

So why settle for boring old law firms when you can join our server and take on the corporate giants with a team of virtual attorneys by your side? Don’t be a Minecraft legal noob – join us today and start winning those lawsuits like a boss!

HardcoreCraft

banned, best, Difficulty, Fighting, Gear, grind, Hardcore, hardcorecraft, KitPvP, Minecraft, ONLINE, Players, Server, Survival, Teams

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Have you ever wanted to play hardcore Minecraft online with others? On HardcoreCraft you can do just that. You can experience the hardest difficulty Minecraft has to offer right here on HardcoreCraft. If you die on this server you get banned for 1 day! Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

Come also play our KitPvP server like no other. Unlike other KitPvP servers you grind for your gear on here. Fighting your way to the top against other teams of players to become the best!

play.hardcorecraft.net

Valhalla: Where players attempt to grow crops while civilization crumbles around them

Attempt, blacksmith, Brewer, Changing Seasons, Civilization, crops, CRUMBLES, Diplomacy, Dynamic Borders, Economy, Enchanter, grow, Infrastructure, landscape, neighbors, Players, Real Farming, Realism, Realistic Economy, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Seasons, Shops, Teleportation, Trade, travel, Valhalla, ValhallaMMO

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2479	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Spears Created:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	3886
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Spread of Civilization Server Overview

IP Address	104.128.55.16:25578
Discord	https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J
Dynmap	http://104.128.55.16:8004/
Version	Java 1.20.4

Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.

Key Features:

Engage in a Real Economy
Connect With Infrastructure, Not Teleports
Use-Based Land Claiming
Dynamic Borders

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?	Yes, the server is currently running on Java 1.20.4.
How do I claim land on the server?	You can automatically claim the land you use with Influence Claims based on your activity and contribution to the server.
Are there limits on AFK farms?	Yes, there are limits on AFK farms to maintain a balanced economy.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, you can set up shops using Shopkeepers or engage in player-to-player trade using TradeSystem.

Crafty Land

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5832	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can defend your nation from nuclear bombs…yes, you heard that right! Imagine a giant flying creeper trying to drop a nuclear bomb on your capital city and your only hope is to team up with other players to shoot it down. Can your country handle the pressure? Join now and find out! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and patriotic at the same time? Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and crazy challenges that await you on this server. Let’s see if you have what it takes to save your nation from disaster!

Bad Rep Block Party

80s film, action, action-packed, Adventure, bad, bad reputation, BLOCK, Chase scenes, classic, cult favorite, dystopian, film, George Miller, mad max, Mel Gibson, misunderstood, Movie, Party, post-apocalyptic, pretty good, Rep, Road warrior, Underrated, Wasteland

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic party where anything goes!

Join us and ride around in style on our custom-built Mad Max-style vehicles, complete with flamethrowers and rocket launchers for those pesky creepers.

Take on quests like scavenging for diamonds in abandoned mineshafts or battling mutant mobs in the radioactive wasteland.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge our reigning champion, the legendary Ender Dragon, to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate survivor in this crazy, chaotic world. Remember, it’s no Road Warrior, but it’s still pretty good!