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MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	73
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	9733

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9530	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2553	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Star Shards Collected:	187	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	3059
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	61
Void Armor Forged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	2018
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!