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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4694 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!