InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

Redstone Revolution

Baltic states, eastern europe, Electricity Supply, Energy Cooperation, energy independence, energy infrastructure, Energy Integration, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, Energy Resilience, energy security, Energy Transition, european union, Geopolitics, Grid Interconnection, power grid, Redstone, regional cooperation, renewable energy, revolution, Russian Electric Grid

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3734	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

omg so like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, the baltic states are gonna disconnect from the russian electric grid in 2025 and u know what that means?? it means we gonna have the most lit and electrifyin minecraft server everrrr!!! like, we gonna have power surges and electric storms in the game, it’s gonna be soooo epic!!! u gotta join before the russians try to hack our minecraft world and steal all our diamonds, like for realz!!! plus, we gonna have a secret underground base where we gonna plan our attack on the russian hackers, it’s gonna be like a real life minecraft mission, but without the creepers blowin up our stuff, lol!!! so come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the minecraft world!!! #electricminecraftfun #russianhackerzstayaway

LuckyCraft

4 leaf clovers, BELIEF, chance, clover leaf, finding luck, folklore, fortune, good luck charm, Green.., irish, Lucky, lucky charm, luckycraft, Myth, Nature, Plant, rare, St. Patrick’s day, superstition, Symbolism, tradition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6783	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, liek, u know when u see a cute lil pig in minecraft? well, on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors. they ride around on giant chickens and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a total pig-pocalypse up in here. join our server if u want to witness the epic battle between pigs and chickens, and maybe even join in on the fun. who knew pigs could be so badass? come see for urself and prepare to be amazed.

Nations in Minecraft, where players build empires with a side of drama!

Army, battle, BUILD, Civilization, Company, countrymen, Discord, Drama, Empires, Events, Experience, Factions, influence, Interest, invite, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, questions, Roleplay, Server, Side, Towns

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3853

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft. Join us to become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence, or simply assist your countrymen in their endeavors. You can do anything you can imagine, from leading armies into battle to ruling bustling towns or enjoying a simple life of farming with friends.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This server aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft, allowing players to engage in various activities such as leading armies, ruling towns, and farming.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events regularly to keep the gameplay experience engaging and dynamic.
How can I join the server?	We recommend joining our Discord server using the link provided to ask any questions you may have and get started on joining the Minecraft server.

BiliCraft Minecraft Server

bilibili, BiliCraft, Celebrities, chinese culture, Chinese entertainment, Competition, competition analysis, Contenders, empty throne, entertainment industry, fan favorites., MILORD, Minecraft, online streaming, Popular, predictions, Server, speculation, star, Successor, Throne succession, top stars, trending

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	289
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you ready to embark on a quest to find out which Star will take over Milord’s empty throne on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to become the ruler of the land! Will you be the chosen one, or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin! Plus, rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

JobTransferCraft Minecraft Server

fat manager, Frustration, job change, job dissatisfaction, job hours cut, job relocation, job situation, job stress, job transfer, job transfer delay, job transfer help, job transfer process, job transfer timeline, JobTransferCraft, manager decision, Minecraft, new location, part-time hours, reduced hours, Server, transfer job, work relocation, work transfer

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2314	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Items Found:	6842
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with fat fuck managers dropping your hours like they drop their donut crumbs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the corporate world! Join us and build your own virtual empire where YOU are the boss. No more dealing with ridiculous job transfers and incompetent managers – just endless possibilities and fun adventures in our blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled employee who will help you get revenge on your old boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life job woes!

ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, coping with parental abuse, damaging comments, deep wounds, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, healing from trauma, hurtful memories, hurtful phrases, hurtful words, long-term effects, Minecraft, negative impact, painful memories, parental criticism, ParentalRoasts, parents, Server, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, worst thing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to enter and ruin your gaming experience with their savage comments! Join us and escape the wrath of parental disapproval as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory in a world where the only thing your parents will be saying is “Wow, you’re so good at this game!” So come on over and let your inner child run wild without any judgment from the ‘rents!

Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures

Adventures, brushes with death, close calls, coming close to death, confronting mortality, dangerous encounters, escaping death, facing danger, facing mortality, heart-stopping moments, life changing events, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging in the balance, life-altering experiences, life-threatening situations, miraculous escapes, moments of fear, near death experiences, neardeath, Peril, PIXEL, Survival, surviving against all odds., traumatic incidents

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Items Found:	7667	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Have you ever fallen into a pit of lava because you were too busy admiring your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because on our server, near-death experiences are just a daily occurrence! Join us for the thrill of constantly facing danger at every turn, whether it’s dodging arrows from skeletons or narrowly escaping the wrath of an angry Enderman. Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can have heart-pounding excitement around every corner? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world of Minecraft madness!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, catholic church, closed-door meeting, controversy, discrimination, equality, gay slur, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, News, offensive language, pope, PopeCraft, Religion, Reports, scandal, Server, Social Issues, Vatican

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4923	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3589

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

DataCenterDrama

#sustainability, ai, Analytics, Artificial Intelligence, big data, computing, Data Center, data processing, DataCenterDrama, digital transformation, efficiency, energy consumption, Future, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, power demand, smart technology, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5190

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT HAS AI THAT WILL MAKE UR POWER BILL GO THROUGH DA ROOF! U WANNA SEE UR COMPUTER EXPLODE FROM DA SHEER AMOUNT OF DATA BEING PROCESSED? JOIN NOW AND WATCH AS UR ELECTRICITY BILL SKYROCKETS! WHO NEEDS SAVINGS WHEN U CAN HAVE A COMPUTER THAT LITERALLY BLOWS UP IN UR FACE? JOIN NOW FOR DA ULTIMATE ADRENALINE RUSH!

Dumb Genius Craft

cognitive dissonance, Craft, dumb, GENIUS, intelligence, Intelligent, introspection, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-aware individuals, self-awareness in intelligent people, self-knowledge, self-perception, self-realization, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1787
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

So, like, do you ever feel like you’re, like, super smart but also, like, really dumb at the same time? Well, this server is for you, my friend! We only accept players who understand how dumb they are, because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit stupid sometimes. But that’s what makes us special, right?

Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!

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