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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1523 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Votes: | 3858 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 451 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
