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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 143 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Votes: | 8170 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5752 |
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