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WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	219	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!

ExMissesMinecraftSMP

Breakup, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex-crush, ex-flame, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-romance, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, Exes, ExMissesMinecraftSMP, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, missing ex, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationships

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of missing your exes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can create a whole village of exes to reminisce about! Build a house for each ex, complete with a creepy shrine dedicated to all the good times you had together. Who needs closure when you have virtual exes to haunt you forever? Join now and never feel lonely again!

ScratchCraft75K

budgeting, celebration, dreams, Financial Planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, jackpot, life changing, lottery win, Lucky, MONEY, savings, scratch off, ScratchCraft75K, Splurge, TAXES, unexpected, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	408659	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

So you just won $75K on a scratch off ticket, huh? Well, forget about buying a new car or going on a fancy vacation. The best way to spend that money is by joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade in your virtual diamonds for real life cash! That’s right, we have a secret underground economy where players can exchange their in-game riches for cold hard cash. Who needs a new car when you can buy a mansion with your Minecraft earnings?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of rare items and riches. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So gather your friends, gear up, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and turn your $75K into a fortune beyond your wildest dreams!

River2Sea Minecraft Server

constitutional rights, controversial statement, court decision, free speech, freedom of expression, from the river to the sea, German court, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israeli settlements, judicial system, landmark ruling, legal case, legal challenge, legal precedent, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political speech, River2Sea, Ruling, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the German court is talking about it? Well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build from the river to the sea, just like in that court case everyone’s talking about. It’s like, the ultimate test of free speech, but in Minecraft form. How crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a pet dragon to ride around on. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

BlockyRightsViolation

Abortion bans, Amnesty International, anti-choice, BlockyRightsViolation, bodily autonomy, gender equality, global advocacy, government interference, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal restrictions, maternal mortality, pro-choice, public health, Report, reproductive rights, Social Impact, social justice, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	5

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is da opposite of dat. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon. and, get dis, if u find a diamond, it turns into a real diamond IRL. like, whaaaat?!

also, did i mention dat da mods on dis server are actually wizards? they can make ur dreams come true with just a flick of their wand. it’s like Hogwarts, but with more explosions.

so, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience da most epic adventures ever, join dis server now. u won’t regret it. trust me, i’m a unicorn.

QuantumCraft: Fiber Fusion

Achieved, ADVANCE, Breakthrough, classical, Communication, data transfer, Experiment, fiber, Fusion, Information Technology, innovation, internet, Merger, novel, optical fiber, optical networking, Quantum, quantum computing, QuantumCraft, scientific research, single, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crops Grown:	2961	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to be part of the 1st-ever quantum, classical internet merger achieved via single optical fiber in a Minecraft server? well now’s your chance!

imagine teleporting through dimensions with the power of quantum technology while building epic structures with your pals. this server is so advanced, it has the potential to advance telecommunications in the Minecraft world.

join now for a chance to be a part of history and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a Minecraft server. who needs regular old servers when you can be part of something this mind-blowing? don’t miss out, join now!

CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, arknights, Caster Beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, CraftyArk, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, Honeyberry, Lunacub, Medic Papyrus, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Navigator Purestream skin, Nightingale, Ptilopsis, Server, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Narantuya, Sniper Pozyomka, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Swire, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Sand Reckoner, surtr, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the gacha rates in Arknights? Look no further! Our server is so insane, we have 6* Casters falling from the sky like raindrops! Join now and witness Guard Thorns selling snacks at the shop, while Supporter Proviso dances with a Vanguard Cantabile to the beat of Specialist Mr. Nothing’s invisible drum!

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a Defender who can defend against creepers with just a stare? Or a Guard who can slice through blocks like butter? We’ve got ’em all! And don’t even get us started on the Trials for Navigator #4 – Purestream skin. Rumor has it, it makes your character look like a diamond-encrusted Steve!

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have 6* Guards Mountain and Qiubai by your side, ready to take on any mob that comes your way? And if that’s not enough, we’ve got skins for days, including a Purestream skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the insanity begin!

CryptoCraft SMP: “$12K ETH Investment”

12K, Bitcoin, capital allocation, crypto market, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, digital assets, ETH, Financial goals, Financial Planning, investing, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market volatility, portfolio diversification, potential returns, profit potential., risk assessment, short-term gains, smp, speculative investment, wealth management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	639	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	2652
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but crypto! Join us and invest your virtual money in ETH or Bitcoin to see if you can get a 2x return on your investment.

But beware, the market is volatile and you never know when a creeper might come along and blow up your digital wallet! Will you become a crypto millionaire in our world or end up bankrupt and living in a dirt hut? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server!