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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5130 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Join us and become part of a wacky community where players ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties in the Nether. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!