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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7551 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?