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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5346 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 1220 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!