Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with toilet paper and hand sanitizer – because you never know when a pandemic might strike again! Plus, our virtual vaccine shots will give your character superpowers like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit is lurking around, stealing all the precious rolls in sight. Will you be able to outsmart him and save the day?
So come on down to our server and relive the chaos and craziness of the past 5 years. Who knew surviving a pandemic could be this much fun in Minecraft?
server IP: ancientRelicsAndDeadBodies.About.minecraft
The server is still not popular, so so far you have many opportunities which will not be the rules in the Discord Server
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| Server Name | Ontos RPG |
| Theme | Where Industry Meets Divinity |
| Launch Date | Late Spring-Early Summer 2025 |
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A: Ontos RPG is launching Late Spring-Early Summer 2025.
A: Ontos RPG features deep lore blending mythology with the industrial revolution, four distinct nations with unique cultures and conflicts, dynamic story events influenced by player actions, custom combat system, skill tree, magic system, origins, classes, regular story events, character-driven plot arcs, and a collaborative worldbuilding community.
A: The requirements include being 18+, having experience with roleplay fundamentals, committing to regular participation, respecting fellow players and server lore, and having a working microphone for voice events.
We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like it’s the 80s!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your responsibilities and just embrace the chaos.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!
But wait, there’s more! This kid is not just a spoiled brat, he’s also verbally abusive. And his parents think it’s hilarious! Can you imagine? So, to avoid any drama, I decided to strip off my shirt and say “Nope, not going to that family gathering.” And I told my kids the same thing – we ain’t dealing with that mess.
But fear not, dear Minecraft player, for our server is a safe haven from entitled kids and clueless parents. Join us for a world of fun, where tantrums are strictly prohibited and respect is the name of the game. Plus, we have epic builds and awesome mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on over and escape the madness of the real world – you won’t regret it!
If you’re looking for drama, we’ve got that too! Just like the time two players got into a heated argument over who had the best pet wolf, and ended up challenging each other to a PvP battle to settle the score.
But don’t worry, we’re all about fun and games here. Join us for endless laughs, epic battles, and a community like no other. Plus, where else can you find a server where players ride around on flying pigs and build castles out of rainbow blocks? So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!
But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.
So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!