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Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3291	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Germanic Catastrophe 1.20.6

1.20.6, aggression, catastrophe, consequences, Dictatorship, european history, fascism, Genocide, Germanic, germany, History, hitler, Holocaust, international relations, Invasion, Militarism, nationalism, Nazi regime, political extremism, Propaganda, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	99	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Hitler and all that history crap! Join our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where we can all chill and have a good time without any genocides or world wars!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt that will blow your mind!

So why waste time thinking about Hitler when you can join our server and create your own epic adventure that will go down in Minecraft history as the craziest and most fun ever! Let’s do this, bro!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

Crafty Camp Minecraft Server

absence.., Auschwitz, Camp, celebration, commemoration, controversy, Crafty, Event, fucked up, Genocide, History, Holocaust, Humanity, Israeli PM, Jewish, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, Politics, Remembrance, sad, Server, Tragedy, world war II

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a celebration like no other! Our first annual Auschwitz celebration is sure to be a blast, and this year, we’re expecting the Israeli PM to skip out for the first time ever. Why? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could bring so much joy and chaos to the world? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly unforgettable. Come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

”’> BTC Dumps Minecraft SMP”

Altcoin, altcoins, bear market, blockchain technology, btc, BTC dumps, BTC.D pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, DUMPS, financial markets, Genocide, Investment, market correction, market crash, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, smp, Trading

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Votes:	3057	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have BTC dumps, BTC.D pumps, and even TOTAL ALTCOIN GENOCIDE!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trading virtual currency while also participating in a wild altcoin massacre. Who knows, you might even become a crypto millionaire in the process (in Minecraft, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your precious bitcoins.

Crafty Jew Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Crafty, deportation, discrimination, Genocide, Haiti, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, intolerance, jew, Jews, Minecraft, prejudice, racism, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, segregation, Server, social justice, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	199	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco club. Our server is so wild, even the creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Awesomeness. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal intent, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, hate crime awareness, hate crime consequences, hate crime legislation, hate crime prevention, Hate Speech, Minecraft, PIXEL, Punch, Racial equality, racial profiling, racial tension, racism, radicalization, Server, social justice, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your white-people-killing needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane weapons, crazy traps, and explosive surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary White People Slayer, a mythical creature that roams the land seeking out unsuspecting players to take down. Will you be able to survive its wrath and claim the title of ultimate warrior?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner chaos as you embark on a quest to kill white people more efficiently than ever before. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchantments Applied:	171
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	154038	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	4066
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1972
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4614
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

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