GENIUS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

SmartDumbassCraft

astute, Brilliance, Clever, Cognitive, creativity, critical thinking, dumb, GENIUS, innovation, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, misconceptions, outside-the-box, Perception, Smart, SmartDumbassCraft, Stereotypes, Unconventional, Unique, wisdom

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.

But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!

ElonCraft: Batshit Edition

batshit, billionaire, controversial, controversial figure, crazy, disruptive technologies, eccentric, eccentric behavior, Edition, electric cars, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, GENIUS, Innovative, outlandish, social media antics, space exploration, spacex, Tech, tesla, Unconventional, unconventional ideas, Visionary

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	125	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Elon Musk riding a giant llama while shooting laser beams from his eyes. That’s right, our server is so wild that even Elon himself can’t resist the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a herd of flying pigs battling it out with a pack of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing Enderman! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

CraftyBrainsMC: Date a Genius?

attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyBrainsMC, date, DATING, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, GENIUS, Insecurity, intellectual stimulation, intelligence, long-term compatibility, Long-term goals, partner selection, personal growth, Personal preferences, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, Smarter

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crops Grown:	5270	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ores Mined:	2374	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the pigs ride on creepers, the chickens can do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into dance battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Trust us, this server is so crazy, even the Endermen are scratching their blocky heads in confusion. Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Einstein’s Logic Leaps

academic debate, Brilliance, cognitive abilities, critical thinking, Einstein, Einsteins, GENIUS, groundbreaking ideas, Historical figures, innovation, intellectual, intelligence, Leaps, Logic, logical leaps, PHYSICS., proof, Scientific breakthroughs., Scientific community, skepticism, study, theory of relativity, Time

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Animals Bred:	163
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	1803	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

join our epic minecraft server and become a genius like einstein but without all the boring science stuff. we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move. plus, our diamond mines are actually portals to other dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds. so come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a regular player, you’re a minecraft mastermind!

Aqua Oasis 1.21.3

#exciting, 1.21.3, action manga, Ajin, Aqua, Author, dark fantasy, Gamon Sakurai, GENIUS, Horror, japanese manga, Manga, manga recommendation, manga series, Oasis, ongoing manga, psychological thriller, reading, Supernatural, Suspense, The Pool, Thriller, Thriller Manga

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Potions Brewed:	127
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1564
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Yo, bro, forget about boring manga, come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks, we got pigs, we got creepers exploding everywhere! Who needs manga when you can build your own world in Minecraft? Gamon Sakurai who? More like Gamon Sakur-why would I read a book when I can play Minecraft all day? Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

CraftyNotGenius

CraftyNotGenius, Delusion, fake genius, false perception, fraud, GENIUS, GIFTED, impostor syndrome, intelligence, Misconception, misidentified, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, overestimated, Perception, pseudo-genius, talent

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

SmartSignsMC SMP

advanced cognition, analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, Mensa-worthy, Problem solver, quick thinker, signs of intelligence, Smart, SmartSignsMC, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crops Grown:	1109
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Masterpiece Minecraft SMP King

artist, ARTISTRY, Craftsmanship, creative process, creativity, Dedication, determination, Excellence, GENIUS, hard work, inspiration, King, Masterpiece, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, Perfection, skill, smp, success, talent, talent development, work ethic

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Towns Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Animals Bred:	145
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Farms Harvested:	205	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of our resident builder, who creates mind-blowing masterpieces with just a few blocks and a whole lot of creativity. Rumor has it that he once built a fully functioning roller coaster that could take you to the moon and back in under 60 seconds. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore his latest creation, a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who knows what insane project he’ll come up with next? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	722	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	4725	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

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CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchantments Applied:	254
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!