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Dog Walker’s Minecraft Server

15 year old, assault, crime, dog, dog walker, follow, genitals, Gesture, Help, home, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, offer, School, schoolboy, Server, sex, sexual assault, sexual gesture, teenager, trousers, Victim, walkers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Votes:	3298	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting touched is your funny bone! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans!

🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!

😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Hair Genital Loincloth Land

alien race, Avatar, Blue People, Cultural traditions, fantasy world, fictional species, Film Fashion, film lore, Genital, genitals, hair, james cameron, Land, Loin Cloths, Loincloth, movie characters, Movie Costumes, navi, PANDORA, Sci Fi, Science Fiction Universe, Tribal Clothing, Unique Anatomy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.

if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

SchoolceptionCraft

ACADEMIC, Classroom, education, educator, learning, Lesson, School, school activities, school community, school curriculum, school day, school environment, school life, school resources, school routine, school schedule, SchoolceptionCraft, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!

GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Decagrammaton, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right, creepers dancing! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken, rumored to be the most powerful creature in all of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against the evil Potato Army, led by the tyrannical King Spud. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRainbow – Trendy Minecraft Server

1600m yen, 22, CraftyRainbow, full year, Last year, MERGE INC, Minecraft, Niji EN, Q4, Server, trendy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	101	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are as vibrant as a rainbow and the adventures are as wild as a unicorn on roller skates! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual empire while riding on the backs of flying pigs.

Our server has seen a 22% increase in players from last year, with Q4 bringing in a whopping 1600 million yen in revenue. That’s right, we’re making it rain virtual currency like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant creepers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, though, they’re friendly… most of the time.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is NIJI EN – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

NephewGriefGraduationFun

attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, cultural values, culture, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, Graduation, Manners, Mexican, nephew, NephewGriefGraduationFun, Party, psychologist, reconciliation, special day

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where family feuds are a thing of the past! No more awkward family gatherings or rude nephews ruining your daughter’s med school graduation. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft in peace. Say goodbye to disrespectful relatives and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

SongCraft Minecraft Server

emotions, Harmony, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Journey, Life, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Passion, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, SongCraft, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of living a boring life with no epic soundtrack to accompany your every move? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the epic “Eye of the Creeper” starts playing in the background. Or how about battling a horde of zombies while “Zombie Slayer Anthem” blares through your speakers? Join our server and let your life be the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a killer soundtrack to match!

BlockyMoodBoosters

bad mood, BlockyMoodBoosters, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, Emotional support, emotional well being, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mood management, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care strategies, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

HezbollahGoneBoomCraft

airstrike, alleged, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, Eliminated, hezbollah, HezbollahGoneBoomCraft, intelligence, Israeli, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Popular, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Votes:	8601	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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