genital trauma Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterBalls

BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, genital injury, genital trauma, groin injury, male anatomy, medical emergency, painful accident, painful experience, physical injury, reproductive health, scrotum injury, sensitive area, sports accident, sports injury, testicle injury, testicular pain, testicular trauma, traumatic event, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2487
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

86452947, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Emeralds Found:	2216
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

erase, Experience, forget, ForgetCraft, knowledge, let go, Memory, mistake, Move on, past, regret, Release, unburden, unclutter, uncondition, undo, unfix, Unlearn, Unlearned, unremember, untrain, wish

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	640332	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	263
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!