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DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

awkward marriage proposal, awkward proposal, bad marriage proposal, CraftyLoveMC, cringeworthy proposal, embarrassing marriage proposal, embarrassing proposal, funny proposal story, marriage proposal disaster, marriage proposal disaster story, marriage proposal fail, marriage proposal gone wrong, marriage proposal horror story, marriage proposal mishap, marriage proposal nightmare, marriage proposal rejection, terrible marriage proposal, terrible proposal, worst marriage proposal, worst proposal ever, worst proposal experience

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Animals Bred:	171
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4384	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	94	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	914	Votes:	4465
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6493	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2863	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!