Genital Issue MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

medical help, genital infection, Medical advice, urinary issue, genital discomfort

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

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HomeSweetMineCraft Server

Server, Divorce, relationship, real estate, Marriage

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy real-life story!

Imagine building your dream house with your significant other, only to find out they’re secretly chatting with their ex on Snapchat! Will you choose the house or the divorce ultimatum? The choice is yours in our server!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before! Plus, we promise no real-life divorces over virtual houses, we’re all about the fun and games here!

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ChunkCraft: Family Showdown

weight gain, weight loss plan, body image, sluggish, showdown

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining weight is not just encouraged, it’s a requirement! Join us and follow our special “bulking up” plan to become the chunkiest player in the game.

Our coach will guide you on how to eat fast food, chug soda like it’s water, and bulk up like never before. Forget about cardio, we only believe in gaining those extra pounds to dominate the game.

But don’t worry, we have a plan to help you lose the weight after the season is over. Just like in real life, gaining and losing weight rapidly is the key to success in our Minecraft world.

Join us now and watch as your character grows bigger and slower, just like a true football player. Who needs agility and speed when you can have all the weight in the world?

So come on, join our server and let’s bulk up together! It’s not just a game, it’s a weight-gaining journey that you won’t forget.

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HabitCraft SMP: New Year, New Habits!

self-care, self improvement, HabitCraft, healthy habit, habit building

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I joined this year. It’s like, the craziest server ever, man. Like, one time, we had a whole event where we had to ride pigs off a cliff and whoever’s pig survived the fall won a diamond block. It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s this one dude on the server who built a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, why? I have no idea, but it’s hilarious. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig noises. Like, oink oink, bro. It’s so random and I love it.

But the best part is the admin of the server. He’s like a wizard or something, man. He can summon lightning storms and turn all the sheep into llamas. It’s insane, bro. You gotta join this server, man. It’s a total trip.

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MinecraftManiaTV

Popular, Addictive, Thriller, Suspense, TV series

Imagine a Minecraft server that is like the ultimate crossover episode of all your favorite TV shows! It’s like if Game of Thrones, Friends, and Spongebob Squarepants all had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server.

Join this server and you’ll be battling dragons with Ross and Rachel, building epic castles with Jon Snow, and hunting for buried treasure with Spongebob and Patrick.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also haunted by the ghost of Walter White, who will trade you diamonds for blue meth. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where all the characters from The Office are having a dance party.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you live out your wildest TV show fantasies while also mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? It’s the most epic crossover event since the Avengers teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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RussianBoom Minecraft Server

consulate security, consulate emergency, consulate explosion, marseille, Russian consulate

Yo, imagine this: You spawn into our cray cray Minecraft server and BOOM, you’re greeted with explosions like at the Russian consulate in France! But don’t worry, it’s just part of the fun, we promise! Join us for a blast (literally) as you navigate through our wild world filled with surprises at every turn. Who needs boring old servers when you can have explosions and chaos at every corner? Come join the madness today!

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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

Zelensky, ethical considerations, ukrainians, social responsibility, resource exploitation

so like, u kno how ukraine has like, natural resources and stuff? well this server is like, the opposite of that. we got all the resources u could ever want, and u don’t even gotta pay for it!

join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.

come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.

so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.

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Minimum Wage Congress

income inequality, legislative branch, government salaries, public officials, political reform

so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

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WormsInBrain Traveler’s Paradise

salad, swim, Tokyo raw sushi, Ocean, Bangkok Street Food

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing infesting your brain will be the urge to play all day and night! we promise no parasitic worms, just fun and games!

this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!

we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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Deepstone

Survival, Vanilla, Cross-Play, Anarchy

Deepstone is a cave-only Anarchy server with custom terrain that allows for full minecraft playthrough without any need for going up to surface. Mods/admins play on survival too so you don’t have to worry about admin abuse. Expect hidden structures and beautiful landscape for aggressive and passive gameplay.

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