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BlockBusterBalls

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	3059
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	5782
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	New Chunks Explored:	961735
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	174727	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6067
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.