HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

hsv, sexual transmission, Chronic illness, sexual partners, lying..

so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!

on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!

but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

Clinic, Prostitute, STD results, kyoto, HIV RNA test

>be me >25 years old >decide to join this epic Minecraft server >first time playing solo >start building my dream castle &gt>everything is going great until I come across a mysterious NPC >he offers me a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom >I accept the challenge and set off on an adventure >fight off creepers, zombies, and even a dragon >finally find the sword in a hidden dungeon >but wait, there’s a catch >the sword is cursed and gives me super strength but also turns me into a chicken every full moon >decide to keep the sword anyway because who doesn’t want to be a chicken warrior >become known as the legendary Chicken Knight of the server >everyone fears my clucking power >join this Minecraft server for the most insane quests and adventures >who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell after playing here!

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CraftyCountry Minecraft Server

ideal country, dream home abroad, fantasy location, desired nation, preferred country

Are you tired of the same old boring countries in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and live in the wackiest country you could ever imagine! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun is made of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a llama into battle. The national anthem is sung by a chorus of creepers and the currency is golden carrots.

So why settle for boring old reality when you could live in our crazy Minecraft country? Join now and experience a whole new world of ridiculousness!

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HilltopNSFWHavoc

Morals, debate, explicit, taboo, VALUES

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the most NSFW Minecraft server out there? Join us if you’re brave enough to face off against pixelated monsters with a twist – they’re all wearing scandalous outfits!

Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!

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FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server

cooperation, foreign troops, Military, defense agreement, nato

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.

oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

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CraftyKyivAidCoordination

eastern europe, military aid, european union, coordination, crisis management.

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be part of a top secret military operation but u just a kid in ur mom’s basement playin minecraft all day? well, guess what, now u can! join our server and pretend u r part of NATO coordinating military aid for Kyiv! u can be the hero u always wanted to be, fight off evil forces and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with Stoltenberg, he’s a cool dude. so, what r u waitin for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

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Alone in the Dark – Not!

Dark, fear of solitude, fear of vulnerability, alone, fear of the unseen

come join our minecraft server where the darkness is your friend and the monsters are your cuddly companions! we have a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep and zombies breakdance like it’s the 80s! our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into flying unicorns! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden enchanted potato! so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the darkness…because who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

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TurbulentCraft: Earth & Space

thermosphere, Air, PHYSICS., Space, atmosphere

yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally. we got earth AND space all up in here, and guess what? they both got turbulence. like, who knew, right? but get this, our researchers found out that the air turbulence in earth’s thermosphere is like, totally the same as in the troposphere. mind = blown, amirite?

so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!

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Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!

Survival, Datapacks, hermitcraft, germany, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival
Features	No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets
Community	Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available
Specs & Plugins	Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction for this server?	Yes, players must be 18 or older.
Are there any benefits for different player ranks?	No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits.
Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money?	No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Are there adminshops on the server?	No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs.
Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server.
What is the default currency on the server?	Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced.

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Make Germany Great Again, evilcraft, Political, Evil on Trial, trump

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

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Genital Herpes

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions