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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6907 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6496 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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