Genital Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hair Genital Loincloth Land

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Farms Harvested:	734	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crops Grown:	2465
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.

if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Stable Genital Diffusion: The Minecraft Server for Men with a Plan

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, diffusion, Discord, Furry artist tags, Genital, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male only, Men, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Plan, Prompt metadata, Real artist tags, Server, Stable, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server ever created! This server is for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep it manly and testosterone-filled up in here!

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and exploring in a world where only the manliest of men can survive. Our resources are top-notch, with models, LORAs, ControlNet, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Want to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience? We’ve got guides and extras to help you inpaint, train LORAs, and master the art of Stable Diffusion like a pro.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs females when you’ve got a community of manly men ready to conquer the virtual world together? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GlowNigger Haters Minecraft Server

Citizens, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, counterintelligence, Deception, final solution, GLOWNIGGER, GLOWNIGGERS, Government, hate, Haters, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, resistance, SECURITY, Server, subversion, Surveillance, Tactics, threat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of those pesky glowniggers trying to control everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight back against their sneaky tactics! We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden traps, and even a team of trained attack llamas ready to take down any glownigger that crosses our path. Plus, rumor has it that the final solution to the glownigger problem involves a giant diamond sword that shoots lasers. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

MineCam: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Android, app, CCTV, dashcam, free, home security, Live streaming, MineCam, Minecraft, mobile app, Monitoring, motion detection, old phones, Protection, remote access, ring cam, Safety, security cam, Server, Smartphone, Surveillance, Technology, Ultimate, Video recording

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3385	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old security cameras that just sit there and do nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most advanced security cam system in the world! Just place your old android phones around your base and watch as they come to life, keeping an eye on all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in. Plus, they double as dashcams for when you’re driving your minecart around the server. And if that’s not enough, they can even be used as ring cams to catch any pesky Endermen trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and never worry about security again! (Webm may or may not be related, we’re not sure what it is either)

CarPartCo-op Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car expenses, car maintenance, car maintenance costs, car maintenance responsibilities, car ownership, car ownership costs, car part costs, car repairs, car sharing, car usage, car usage boundaries, car usage rules, CarPartCoop, Communication, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial obligations, financial responsibility, Generosity, Minecraft, nephew relationships, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of mooching nephews who think they can just take your car for a joyride without contributing a single penny? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life car problems behind.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your nephew neglecting your car’s maintenance or refusing to chip in for gas. We have a strict policy that all players must contribute to the upkeep of their virtual vehicles, or else they’ll be banned faster than you can say “check the oil.”

And don’t worry about brake pad issues here – our mechanics are top-notch and will fix your virtual car for a fraction of the cost. No more arguments with entitled nephews who think running errands once a week is enough to justify free car usage.

So come join us and leave your real-life car drama at the door. We promise you’ll never have to deal with ungrateful relatives or expensive repairs ever again. Plus, we have virtual gas stations where you can fill up your tank for free! Join now and say goodbye to nephew-induced headaches.

MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined

child development, childhood development, childhood trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, mental health, MomCraft, obsessed parent, overbearing parent, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Routine, ruined, sacrificing childhood, sanity, Sons, sports activities, sports camp, sports obsession, sports superstars, Tutor

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	940	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3029	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t sacrifice childhoods for sports superstardom! Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think running laps at 5am is the key to success.

On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.

Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?

So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!

SkinnyMineyCrafty

body image, Commitment, Communication, compromise, emotional response, Exercise, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, motivation, Partnership, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Significant Other, SkinnyMineyCrafty, Support, Understanding, weight loss

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of your significant other nagging you to work out and lose weight? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that again. Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that won’t add a single pound to your waistline. Plus, our in-game workouts are so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets in no time. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? Join now and say goodbye to real-life exercise forever!

BlockyBucksCapChina

annual salary cap, BlockyBucksCapChina, China, china economy, common prosperity, economic reform, Economy, finance sector, financial industry, financial sector, government policy, income inequality, News, push, Regulation, salary limits, social equality, sources, wage control, wealth distribution

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	227

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!!

ExMemeHeartbreakCraft

agonizing death, Breakup, coping, emotional pain, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ExMemeHeartbreakCraft, funny, Heartbreaking, hilarious meme, humor, internet humor, Laughter, Loss, Meme culture, moving on, recent ex, relationship, Sadness, Share, social media

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

haha, remember that time you were scrolling through memes and you found the funniest one ever? well, imagine if you could share that meme with all your exes on a minecraft server! join our server and let the memes heal your broken heart. who needs love when you have memes, right? come join us for a meme-tastic time and maybe even find a new love in the form of a blocky pig or something. don’t be sad, be meme-tiful on our server!

Welcome to HearthCraft, where you can craft your way to happiness! No resets, just pure griefing and economy fun! 15 online daily!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Server Age	Since October 2018
Special Features	Resource worlds, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboards
Technical Details	Runs on dedicated server, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use pay-to-win features on this server?

No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store.

2. Are there regular world resets?

No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

3. Is there a live map available for the server?

Yes, you can view the live map here.

4. What are the server rules?

You can find the server rules here.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: play.hearthcraft.net

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraftxiv

Benchmark, Chocorpokkur, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail Info, DawntrailCraftxiv, FANTASY, Femra Companies, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, Gaming news, In-game Events, July 2, July 29, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, Online Community, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Twitch viewer rewards campaign

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5128	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2407

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We are the face of chaos and mayhem, where mercy is just a word in the dictionary.

Join our server for a chance to participate in insane in-game events that will blow your mind! From explosive creeper races to epic battles against giant zombies, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign – you won’t believe the crazy prizes we’re giving away!

But that’s not all – we’ve got resources, Femra companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

alcohol is poison, asian dude, bug language, car accident, dead end, driving home, driving team roster, drunk driver, early morning, EarlyDrive, gangstalk, gangstalking, Minecraft, neutral gear, night of drugs, open bottle of liquor, passed out, Recruitment, Server, skilled drunk driver, slumped over, tinted windows

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Crops Grown:	3912
Farms Harvested:	371	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!