GÊNIOS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zombie JuiceCraft

#cocksucking, #fuckyou, #hopeitwaspainful, #juiceisdead, #pieceofshit, JuiceCraft, murderous, oj, rat, zombie

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

abundance, ACHERON, BOOTHILL, CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HSR1YEAR., Immersive Interactive Exhibition, lolz, Luocha, MineHonkai, MOREPEACH0327, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	435	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Farms Harvested:	639
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	954
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

1. He won, 10. unbeatable, 11. skilled, 12. talented, 13. accomplished, 14. triumphant, 15. top dog, 16. unbeaten, 17. masterful, 18. dominant, 19. victorious, 2. Mr. Untouchable, 20. undefeated., 3. reason, 4. call him, 5. untouchable, 6. winner, 7. success, 8. champion, 9. victory, blocky, Crafty, McCraftface, Trophy, WIN, Youll

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	131

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Crops Grown:	1844	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

3s, a2, a3, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, CVS2, Daigo drills, faces, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, general, High level replays, Minecraft, Punching, Server, sfg, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trees, warm-up routine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!