And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
and get this, we got, like, secret underground tunnels that lead to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. u gotta be, like, super sneaky to find them, but it’s totally worth it. plus, we got, like, a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t know which way is up.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yeah, that’s right. u can fly around on a freakin’ dragon and, like, breathe fire on all the other players. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, totally awesome, dude.
CalypsoCraft is a lightly modded java minecraft server that just (on January 8th 2025) started a new world on version 1.21.4. It is only for official Minecraft accounts (you won’t be able to join with a cracked account).
As a player, you aren’t required to install any of these mods to play on the server! The mods it has are mostly just quality-of-life mods, like Tectonic for terrain generation and performance mods. We also have the Carpet mod, as some members enjoy the technical side of Minecraft and we have certain features of Carpet enabled. I recommend installing Bobby or an alternative, as the servers render distance is set lower, at least until we are still exploring the world and loading new chunks.
We currently have about 6 active, very friendly players, most of which have been around for at least 2 years. The server has existed for 5 different worlds now (and a couple modded worlds running in parallel to the main server), spanning over almost 3 years as of writing, and will (hopefully) exist for many more. We are a democratic community so if a member would like to see a change or addition, they just bring it up and discuss it with their fellow members.
We have an (almost) zero-tolerance policy when it comes to griefing, stealing or any other sort of malicious activity (pranks are completely acceptable, as long as they are easily reversible).
To join the server, contact weephix on Discord (add them as a friend and let them know that you would like to join). We would love to meet you!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join with a cracked Minecraft account? | No, only official Minecraft accounts are allowed on the server. |
| Do I need to install mods to play on the server? | No, players are not required to install any mods to play on the server. |
| What is the server’s policy on griefing? | We have an almost zero-tolerance policy on griefing, stealing, or any malicious activity. Pranks are acceptable as long as they are easily reversible. |
| How do I join the server? | Contact weephix on Discord and let them know that you would like to join. |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being kidnapped by Sigma people and fighting your way to freedom with your own crew of Minecraft buddies. It’s like being in a virtual anime world, but with blocks and creepers instead of pirates and marines.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild journey filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few explosions. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of controlling in-laws and build your dream world without any interference!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, far away from the grasp of overbearing mothers-in-law. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.
Embark on epic quests with your friends and explore new worlds, all while avoiding the drama of family obligations. Who needs real-life problems when you can fight off virtual zombies and mine for diamonds?
So come on over and join us on our server, where you can finally tell your MIL to "stay out the f**k away" from your social life, all while having the time of your life in the world of Minecraft. Let’s build, explore, and conquer – without any interference from pesky relatives!