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  • Neanderthal Brain Boost – Minecraft Server

    Neanderthal Brain Boost – Minecraft Server
    lol, so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got neandertal DNA up in here! yah, u heard me right, we got caveman genes runnin’ wild in this server, makin’ ur brain do some funky stuff.

    imagine buildin’ a house and suddenly u start thinkin’ in grunts and growls like a true neandertal. or maybe u start seein’ things in black and white cuz ur brain is like, “we goin’ retro, baby!”

    join us for a wild ride of prehistoric proportions, where u never know what crazy ideas will pop into ur head next. plus, we got dinosaurs roam the land, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna see a t-rex tryin’ to mine some diamonds.

    so come on over and let that neandertal DNA take u on a journey through time and craziness. who knows, maybe u’ll come out of it smarter or just a little more caveman-like. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • CraftyAging

    CraftyAging
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what ages a person REALLY quickly! Our server is so intense, it’s like every minute in the game is a year in real life. One player built a house and by the time they finished, they had a full beard and a mortgage! Another player tried to mine for diamonds but ended up with a head full of gray hair instead. So if you’re looking for a server that will make you age faster than a president in office, join us now!

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  • Nutty Offspring Detector

    Nutty Offspring Detector
    Join our epic minecraft server where having only one testicle gives you the superpower of knowing which nut your offspring came from! Imagine the possibilities, knowing exactly which little blocky baby came from your one and only nut. Plus, our server is filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and dragons that breathe fire made of diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure! Join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

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  • Sunburn RNA Madness

    Sunburn RNA Madness
    hey u, yeah u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now.

    first of all, did u know that on this server, u can ride a pig while shooting fireballs out of ur hands? yep, u heard me right. it’s like being a wizard riding a magical pig into battle.

    also, on this server, u can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. imagine how shiny and bling bling that would be. all the other players will be so jealous of ur diamond palace.

    oh, and did i mention that on this server, u can tame a dragon and fly around the map wreaking havoc on all the other players? it’s like being a boss level final boss.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and epic minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Iron Age Men Go Home – Women Rule!

    Iron Age Men Go Home – Women Rule!
    yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of a crazy DNA study like those iron age dudes. we got women ruling the show here, just like in Celtic Britain. forget about all those other servers where dudes think they’re in charge, here it’s all about the ladies. plus, we challenge all those assumptions that societies gotta be patrilocal. come join us and be part of a revolution in Minecraft history!

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  • GeneticCraft: IQ Boosters

    GeneticCraft: IQ Boosters
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. once u join, u gonna be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena.

    our server is so lit, it’s like ur brain is gonna explode with all the fun and excitement. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride on a dragon, or even battle a giant chicken boss.

    oh, and get this – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    plus, our community is so rad, u gonna make friends for life. we have players from all over the world, from Australia to Antarctica. it’s like a global party up in here.

    so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • HeightCraft: Skeletal Heights & Genetics

    HeightCraft: Skeletal Heights & Genetics
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shenanigans goin’ on up in here! We ain’t just buildin’ houses and diggin’ for diamonds, nah, we doin’ some real sciency stuff up in this piece!

    We got scientists workin’ round the clock to study human skeletal development and figure out why some peeps be tall and others be short. It’s like a real life episode of CSI but with blocks and creepers, ya feel me?

    So if you wanna get in on this wild ride and be part of a server that’s pushin’ the boundaries of Minecraft knowledge, then come on over and join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to growin’ taller in the game or unlock some hidden powers that’ll make you the ultimate Minecraft boss!

    Don’t be a square, join our server and let’s get weird with science together!

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  • Depresso Genetics Research Labs

    Depresso Genetics Research Labs
    So, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for depression, man. Like, forget therapy and meds, just join our server and all your sadness will disappear. We got like, five million players already feeling the good vibes and spreading the joy. It’s like a genetic risk factor for happiness, dude. So come join us and let’s all be happy together, man. Let’s build a world where depression doesn’t exist, one block at a time.

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  • Depression Quest: Global Gene Study

    Depression Quest: Global Gene Study
    so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. we got scientists up in here finding hundreds more genetic risk factors for depression. yea, u heard me right. we got data from 29 countries and 5 million people. and get this, a quarter of them ain’t even from european ancestries. how wild is that? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness, or at least try to figure out why we’re all so sad. it’s a party up in here, u don’t wanna miss out!

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  • ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

    ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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