Genetically Engineered MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fungi Mosquito Eliminator

mosquito control, mosquito, vector control, biocontrol, environmental impact

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we got genetically engineered fungi to eliminate them pesky malaria mosquitoes! No more buzzing around your head while you tryna build your epic castle, fam!

We got these fungi that straight up yeet those suckers into oblivion, like, bye bye suckas! And guess what? The fungi also make your crops grow super fast, like, you plant a potato and BAM! Instant potato party!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens! They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion while you sit back and sip on a potion of swag.

So come on down to our server, where the fungi are fierce, the loot is legendary, and the ninja chickens are ready to rumble. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Vitamin Boosted Salad

healthy vision, nutrition, Heart Disease, sustainable farming, cell growth

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

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SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

64.4%, 4 to 8 hours, 11 days, skin protection, microbiome engineering

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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BrainDrugDeliveryCraft

biomedical breakthrough, brain health, innovative technology, drug efficacy, BrainDrugDeliveryCraft

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we got genetically modified parasites delivering drugs to your brain! Crazy, right? You join this server and BAM, you’re getting all the drugs you need to treat any neurological diseases you got. It’s like a trip to the doctor, but way more fun and blocky. Plus, the parasites are super cute and friendly, so you won’t even feel a thing. Come join us for a wild ride through your brain on our server!

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”’> Pickaxe Pro in Minecraft SMP”’

economic theory, gdp, economic growth, inflation, Economy

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mystical village and become the ultimate llama whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted block in all of Minecraft – the diamond-encrusted potato block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the potato gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of villagers who are experts in the art of currency manipulation. Join our SMP and learn the ancient ways of stabilizing local currency, because who wouldn’t want to be a Minecraft millionaire?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover hidden treasures, befriend dancing llamas, and become a master of currency manipulation. See you in the game, adventurer!

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Mom’sFosterDog Minecraft Server

behavior issues, children, not letting my kids be around my mom’s foster dog, attachment issues, dog bite

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family feuds and dog dilemmas in a virtual world!

Join us for a chance to witness the epic saga of a mom, her dog, and her grandkids. Will the dog find a new home? Will the grandkids ever be safe again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense training sessions with our professional Minecraft trainers to level up your skills and conquer the virtual world. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to taming wild dogs in-game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the drama, and the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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SisterSaviorMC

SisterSaviorMC, AITA sister-in-law cinema movie seating protective family LGBTQ+ tattoos lesbian respect boundaries movie theater confrontation stranger booking empty seats cinema etiquette movie date sibling-in-law

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize seat safety and personal space just like in a movie theater! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, popcorn, and unexpected seat neighbors.

Picture this: you log in to our server and find yourself in a virtual cinema, ready to watch a movie with your friends. But wait, there’s a twist – a random player decides to sit right next to you, ignoring all the empty seats around. Don’t worry, our heavily tattooed masc-presenting lesbians are here to save the day!

Experience the thrill of standing up for your fellow players, swapping seats like a boss, and throwing shade at seat-stealers. And if anyone dares to yell at you for protecting your friends, just remember to calmly sip on your virtual popcorn and enjoy the show.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community that values seat etiquette, movie snacks, and standing up for your squad? Come join us for a movie night like no other, where the only drama is in the virtual seats next to you.

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NoMoreCreepersPlz

Resentment, judgment, procrastination, perfectionism, anger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to all your real-life problems! Need to get rid of that annoying neighbor who always borrows your lawnmower without asking? Just hop on our server and build a TNT cannon to blast them away (in the game, of course)!

Sick of your boss constantly breathing down your neck at work? Join our server and unleash a horde of zombie pigmen on them while you sit back and relax in your virtual castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your real-life troubles in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

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SushiCraftEmpire

historical wounds, colonial victims, leader, reconciliation, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact historical events like when japan’s leader visited seoul and apologized to korean colonial victims but in minecraft form! build your own memorial statues and hold virtual ceremonies to honor the past! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can find ancient artifacts and unlock the mysteries of the past. join now for a truly unique and educational gaming experience!

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Abbreviations Are Hard, Okay?

phonetic symbols, HARD, language learning, linguistics, pronunciation guide

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. u wanna see a chicken ride a llama? we got dat too.

our server is so lit, we got a secret underground disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers droppin’ sick beats.

if u join, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every full moon.

so come on and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even talkin’ sheep and dancin’ skeletons. let’s get weird, y’all!

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