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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.
